According to Coinbase, Honscha has been using this domain to redirect users to an app for trading physical coins (yes, the kind you actually touch) and allegedly extorting them into buying the domain. Because apparently, in 2025, cybersquatting is still a thing people do. Who knew? 🤷♂️
This week, the universe’s attention is glued to the Federal Reserve’s interest rate decision, a tech earnings saga featuring Microsoft and Amazon, and the mysterious allure of ETF inflows for Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH). With inflation rising like a rogue toaster and Trump’s tariffs threatening to turn the economy into a chaotic circus, traders are bracing for a volatile stretch that could either catapult the crypto bull run into the stratosphere or crash it into a metaphorical haystack. 🚀💥
This bearish ballet will likely crescendo into a symphony of losses, though one might argue the conductor is chaos itself.
Enter the Aussie vigilantes at Collective Shout, who took a victory lap for this censorship circus. This anti-porn squad rallied over 1,000 folks to pester Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal into ditching platforms with adult vibes. Co-founder Melinda Tankard Reist called it a “major victory” and blasted critics as “porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists” on social media. Ouch, talk about fighting fire with flamethrowers! They zeroed in on a game called “No Mercy” to twist arms. And surprise, surprise, Itch.io caved too, blaming Collective Shout’s meddling. Because nothing says “fun times” like a bunch of finger-waggers deciding what you can play. 👀😏
Something curious happened on February 14, 2025. The Argentine President, Javier Milei—who seems to have an affinity for the dramatic—touted this LIBRA project on a platform not unlike a town crier shouting in the square. Its value shot up to a jaw-dropping $5 in mere hours before taking a nosedive that would make any daredevil blush! At this point, the good President is more than a bit reticent, now letting the nation’s anti-corruption office take a gander at this crypto calamity. 🕵️♂️💼
On the stages of social media, our beloved Joao Wedson, the bard of blockchain, shared with us the latest gossip about these financial titans. It seems our friends have been quite busy, whispering secrets through transactions that even the nosiest of courtiers would envy!
All eyes, like two beady birds, are trained on the SEC’s rendezvous, whispering sweet nothings to the beating heart of XRP. It is there that murky legal entanglements will take center stage, particularly the tantalizing status of the SEC’s faltering appeal in the Ripple affair—ah, the sweet taste of intrigue. 🎭
La BofA, dans un élan de confiance totale, prévoit que la demande de stablecoins va exploser — comme la potion de Merlin en pleine potion! Elle voit une révolution dans la finance tokenisée, qui, à n’en pas douter, sauvera ou ruinera tout, selon la tournure du vent. ⚖️
Certains, drôles mordus de prudence, avouèrent qu’ils faisaient cela exprès, comme pour tisser une toile d’araignée fragile, en prévision que ces intelligences artificielles, si elles devenaient un peu trop brillantes, se mirent à converser avec l’humanité à partir de leurs souvenirs passés. Ah, la finesse de la prudence !
Not one actual human being is using XRP.
Not one.
