HBAR leaped to a dazzling $0.27 on Saturday, a 17% jump from its weekly low. That’s like going from “I think I left the stove on” to “I’m buying a yacht” in crypto terms. Since April, it’s up by 110%, giving it a market cap of over $11 billion. 🤑 Someone call the accountants—Hedera’s clearly been eating its financial vegetables.
On Friday, July 25, Bitcoin took a nosedive to a new weekly low, just above $115,000. And you thought your Friday was bad! 🙄
But here’s the kicker: these bad actors aren’t exactly tech geniuses breaking through ironclad security systems. No, sir. They’re just really good at playing on human emotions—fear, greed, and the occasional bout of forgetfulness. So, let’s dive into how you can avoid becoming a statistic in the great crypto heist of 2025.
This very week, the purveyors of Galaxy Digital have declared, with a flourish befitting a magician pulling rabbits from hats, that they have traded a staggering 80,000 Bitcoin (an ornamented fable worth more than $9.4 billion) through the esoteric labyrinth of over-the-counter (OTC) transactions. Yet lo and behold, CryptoQuant’s very own oracle of truths, Ki Young Ju, insinuates that these Bitcoins might not belong to your neighborhood hodler but could, instead, be the relics of an ancient robbery! 🔎💰
On July 25th, Galaxy Digital announced they handled the sale of more than 80,000 Bitcoin for a wallet that’s probably older than my last relationship. They dubbed it “one of the largest notional Bitcoin transactions ever.” Oh, how thrilling—nothing says excitement like moving digital money around. 🙄
Well, what do we have here? Fitch Ratings has decided to play the grim reaper, slicing Finland’s long-term foreign-currency issuer rating from the cherished “AA+” down to the humble “AA,” citing a rise in government debt and the delightful lack of measures to control spending. Now, if you enjoy the thrill of watching a country’s … Read more
But hey, before you start hoarding canned beans and building a bunker, let’s talk on-chain data. Traders are apparently having a field day, repositioning faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. 🏃♂️💨 Is this a trend reversal or just a dramatic pause? Only the blockchain knows for sure. 🤷♀️
In a tweet that would make a tsar’s courtiers gasp, Winklevoss alleged JPMorgan paused Gemini’s re-onboarding after he critiqued their new fees for fintech data access. “My tweet struck a nerve,” he declared, as if he’d just published a scathing satire of the Czar’s new mustache. “JPMorgan, in their infinite wisdom, decided to retaliate by… pausing our re-onboarding. Revolutionary, I know.”
He had a little chat about how, after Ripple snagged prime broker Hidden Road (not a bad pickup at the finance supermarket, right?), institutions can now waltz in and grab a one-stop-shop service—just like a buffet, but with trade execution, clearing, custody, and credit. Who doesn’t love a good buffet? 🍽️
With debt piling up like a bad buffet, folks are scrambling for lifeboats. Traditional safety nets? Shaky as a three-legged chair. Enter crypto—the shiny new lifeboat everyone’s eyeing. But is it the Titanic or the Mayflower? 🛳️🤔
