The company recently confirmed that they will no longer offer software or security updates, which means your fancy new device is basically being left to fend for itself against the dark corners of the internet. “Compatibility with new software or services cannot be guaranteed,” they said. Translation: good luck with that TikTok update. 🥳
On Tuesday, Oct. 21, under the pale glow of a waning moon, Ardoino likened USDT’s growth to a digital rose without a thorn, tweeting: “USDT’s journey to 500 million users in one chart. Programmable money: the ultimate social network. A peer-to-peer construct that transports both information and value-like a blockchain-based Cupid, but with fewer arrows and more spreadsheets.”
Bitcoin has, rather unsurprisingly, gone up by 2.34% in the past 24 hours. It’s now trading around $113,734, with a little help from a fresh surge of institutional inflows and a general sense that the world might not implode quite yet. Ethereum, that ever-fluctuating wonder, is up by nearly 3%, crossing $4,089, while XRP is strutting its stuff, up more than 2% at $2.51. Solana, the cryptographic underdog, has climbed over 4%, reaching $197, like a marathon runner sprinting toward the finish line with a snack in hand. 🏃♂️💨
Cuomo’s proposal involves creating a “Chief Innovation Officer” and an “Innovation Council” for AI, biotech, and blockchain. Because nothing says “visionary leadership” like outsourcing your brain to a panel of executives who probably still think “blockchain” is a new type of yoga mat.
ETH is currently trading just shy of its “former glory” peak, which is basically crypto’s version of a “this is fine” dog meme. According to Cryptocium, the price action looks like a TikTok duet with 2020’s rally. Both times, ETH paused at resistance like it was waiting for a DM from Vitalik to say “go.” But let’s be real-Vitalik’s probably busy eating avocado toast. 🥑
So, the Shiba Inu ecosystem is supposedly flipping directions. 🧭 Investors are taking their tokens off exchanges and putting them in staking or private wallets. Less selling pressure, they say. Like that’s a bad thing? Who doesn’t love a little less pressure? But let’s be real-it’s like taking your car off the road because you’re “confident” it’ll run better in the garage. 🚗💨 Makes total sense. Not.
Picture this: Monday, October 20, and Strategy drops a bombshell filing like it’s no big deal. They scooped up another 168 $BTC at a cool $112K each, shelling out $18.8M. I mean, who hasn’t done that mid-afternoon binge? 🎩💸
The announcement arrived hand-in-hand with Evernorth’s grand design to merge with Armada Acquisition Corp II, a maneuver destined to birth a Nasdaq-listed entity trading under the ticker “XRPN.” With $1 billion in proceeds (including a $200 million nod from SBI, Japan’s financial sorcerer), the company intends to purchase XRP en masse, a strategy that reads less like finance and more like a modern-day alchemy experiment. “Ladies and gentlemen,” one imagines the press release declaring, “we shall transform XRP into liquidity, or at least pretend to!” 🪙✨
The on-chain whispers and chart scribbles are as clear as a frog’s croak: Ethereum’s rally is stuck in neutral, waiting for a hero to swing a sledgehammer at $4,000. Here’s the lowdown on why ETH’s been playing coy-and why the real fireworks might happen higher up.
SpaceX transferred $257 million worth of Bitcoin (BTC) on Tuesday, marking the company’s first wallet movements since July. Because nothing says “financial pressure” like moving crypto. 🕶️
