“This partnership is like givin’ Sei a rocket ship while MetaMask’s the launchpad. Users get a smooth ride, and Sei’s ecosystem gets a standing ovation. It’s a milestone, or as we say in Texas, ‘y’all better believe it!’”
Between 2020 and 2022, Duy’s platform promised investors dreamy returns of up to 10% with “low risk.” Low risk?! Sweetheart, if only they’d known their cash was being funneled into TerraUSD-a coin that later nosedived faster than your confidence after a bad haircut. 💇♂️📉 Nearly $12 million vanished into thin air when TerraUSD collapsed in May 2022. Oopsie daisy!
According to the most enlightened market sage, OxArtikal, who whispers on the social media platform once known as Twitter (now X, as if it were a secret society), the formidable Michael Saylor’s Strategy-formerly known as MicroStrategy-intends to sell all its vast treasure of Bitcoin by the year 2025. A bold move, indeed, risking not only their fortune but perhaps the entire market’s decorum. 💼
At the earnings assembly held on the altogether forgettable yet eminently profitable three-month period ending 30 June, 2025, the firm declared its intention to parade, before an astonished FSA, a brace of novelties: a bold Bitcoin-XRP duet ETF* followed swiftly by a most curious “gold & digital gold” collection-rumoured to be 51 % glittering ingots and the remaining 49 % virtual moon-dust, masquerading respectably as Bitcoin. 💰📉
Sei (SEI), once a proud contender in the arena of digital currencies, now trades at a humble $0.29, having succumbed to a 3% daily and 9% weekly decline. Its daily volume, a mere $209 million, whispers of traders still clinging to hope, even as the token spirals downward. Ah, the folly of man! 🌪️
📰📰#Ripple’s OCC Banking License application is now available! Vol. 1 is the public release. The application provides some clues about Ripple’s intentions and structure to consider.
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If the shareholders don’t faint with excitement and approve this little escapade, Marusho will soon drop its rather traditional moniker and re-emerge as “bitcoin.jp.” Yes, you heard right-the new wardrobe comes with a dazzling array of digital assets, with Bitcoin as the crown jewel! The company can finally add “entrepreneurial bravado” to its list of investments.
The ARK 21Shares Bitcoin ETF is Wall Street’s version of buying crypto without that “my password is written on a napkin” anxiety. So, Michigan’s money folk get bitcoin exposure without the risk of grandma accidentally deleting the fund’s wallet – just regulated, ETF-shaped ambiguity. The latest filings reveal ARKB shares almost at $37.72 each. That values Michigan’s boldness at about $11.3 million-no penny-pinching, no sudden panic sales between the “ta-da!” moment and the paperwork.
In an interview destined to make petrified old-school investors reach for their smelling salts, Lee compares Saylor’s approach of accumulating Bitcoin with the single-minded fervor of a Victorian gentleman collecting antiques. His method, Lee says, is “changing the reality of the stock market”-which is to say, upending centuries of financial protocol with all the delicacy of a bull in a Baccarat crystal shop.
Moral so far? If crypto were a rom-com, this is the scene where the lead spills red wine on the wedding dress… then sets the venue on fire… accidentally live-streamed to 12M followers. 👰🔥
