Months after the thunder, the two titans still debate in a hall of mirrors. Xu, the OKX impresario, has grown bolder in his critique, casting Binance’s actions as the invisible conductor of the crash. Zhao, the founder who built an empire from a keyboard and a dream, maintains a stubborn posture of denial, insisting the catastrophe had other, less glamorous roots.
Trouble started when RINA Accountants & Advisors, a firm with ambitions perhaps too grand, found itself the butt of a cyberattack around the otherwise unremarkable month of February 2022. Oh, and what fell out? Just Social Security numbers, the digital equivalent of a cheap selfie-public, embarrassing, and completely unnecessary.
On a thrilling Thursday evening, President Trump and his Senate pals announced a deal that could help keep the federal agencies running past the dreaded Friday midnight deadline. Cue the dramatic music!
A chart that looks as dazzling as a fireworks display, but oh, what a messy aftermath! Source: X
Why, you ask? Well, it’s all thanks to those delightful macro fundamentals, or as I like to call them, the “random cosmic forces that make absolutely no sense.” Chief among these is the Trump tariffs, which have introduced more uncertainty into the market than a Babel fish at a multi-species diplomatic summit. Apparently, tariffs are now the new black hole for crypto prices.
The gods of finance wept bitter tears as gold and silver, those ancient symbols of wealth and stability, crumbled like a poorly built proletarian tenement. Within a mere 30 minutes, the market value of these precious metals plummeted, a catastrophic collapse driven by the ruthless hands of forced liquidations, leverage, and the inherent fragility of a system built on sand.
Missing Deity of Market Pandemonium
Bitcoin’s recent mood swing began with a dramatic rejection at the long-standing high resistance. Like a stubborn toddler, it refused to stay within the lines, and now everyone’s wondering if it’s about to do a nosedive toward the $65,000 support-because apparently, that’s where the party ends, according to market logic.
In defiance of all reason and common sense, despite the torrent of ETF redemptions, the market refused to collapse into dust. Perhaps it’s some cruel joke, or perhaps the market is just stubborn enough to survive another day, or perhaps it is being propped up by the invisible hands of the universe-or even by the very ghosts we despair over.
The crypto custody firm Copper, no stranger to keeping digital riches under lock and key, is now pondering a public listing. Rumors swirl like a wizard’s incantation, with sources whispering that Wall Street’s embrace depends on whether Copper’s coffers can jingle convincingly.