US Senate Bill Targets Bukele’s Bitcoin Strategy With Massive Sanctions Plan

The bill, if passed, would invoke full economic blockade powers under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act—because why not? It would freeze the assets of thirteen Salvadoran officials, including Bukele, Vice President Félix Ulloa, and the president of the Central Reserve Bank. Visas, too, would be revoked. And just for good measure, the US directors at the World Bank and IMF would be compelled to vote against new loans to El Salvador, with direct US assistance also being cut off. A fair bit of “fun” for all involved, right?

Shekel Hits 30-Month High! Is It Time to Break out the Confetti? 🎉💸

In a plot twist worthy of a thriller, this little currency has appreciated by a whopping 4.87% in just a month and a mind-boggling 9.06% over the last year. Analysts are brushing off their crystal balls and pointing to a drop in Israel’s risk premium, thanks to the ongoing geopolitical soap opera with Iran. 💥 Meanwhile, the local stock market has been working out, clearly hitting the gym and gaining some impressive muscle. With the shekel bouncing back by 3% since the drama began with Iran, who knows? We might just see it strutting down to around 3.0 ILS per USD in no time! Don’t forget your popcorn! 🍿

UNI Tokens Wake Up, Party Like It’s 2021!

On July 9, those clever folks at Santiment reported that the network had witnessed its highest-ever “age consumed” spike, with the metric hitting a whopping 72.95 billion. That’s like the number of times I’ve told my wife I love her… this week. 😜

Inside Tether’s Swiss Gold Stash: Is James Bond Guarding Those Billions?

Tether, the world’s reigning monarch in the stablecoin palace, has been stockpiling gold like a Bond villain (without the white cat—yet). Nearly 80 tons—an $8 billion heap—nestle in a “top-secret” Swiss vault. For some, this signals asset bravado. For others, it’s a case of “Would the real audit please stand up?”

The Dogecoin Diaries: Will This Canine Cryptocurrency Take Us to $0.25 Heaven? 🐕💸

In the bustling month of July 2025, the infamous Dogecoin, which one might think is a mere joke in this circus of currencies, is propped up once again by mere mortals and their wallets. Having climbed precariously above the $0.17 threshold, it hints at a 24% recovery from those dark days languishing beneath $0.145. Currently perched at approximately $0.1721, eyes across the globe are glued, wondering if it’ll take that audacious leap toward the $0.25 land—a place elves sing of in crypto fairy tales.

July’s Token Unlocks: TRUMP, ARB, and the Circus of Cryptocurrency

This deluge of supply arrives at a time of cautious market sentiment and reactive liquidity flows, transforming each unlock into a potential catalyst. From the Solana-based meme coin, TRUMP, to Layer-2 leaders like Arbitrum (ARB) and modular chains like SUI, the unlock wave presents a mélange of risk and short-term trading opportunities. 🎡

Crypto Stocks: A Tale of 3 US Companies

As the industry’s top figures, including Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse, prepare to testify, the market has seen a slight rebound. But let us not forget the real stars of the show: the US-listed crypto stocks! Here are three to watch closely today: