Zebec Network: Moon or Bust? 🚀💰

After reclaiming more critical levels than Bertie Wooster reclaiming his marbles, Zebec Network (ZBCN) has formed a bullish trend so aggressive it makes Gussie Fink-Nottle’s aunts look like a tea party. It all began with a swing low at daily support, and since then, the asset has been printing higher highs and higher lows with the precision of Jeeves pouring a perfect cup of tea. Price is now consolidating near the value area high, in what looks like a vertical accumulation phase projected to the upside. If only my bank balance would do the same, eh? 💼📈

XRP Traders Gone Wild: Bulls, Bears, and Billions on the Line! 🚀💸

As of 12:30 p.m. Eastern time on Aug. 8, 2025, XRP is trading at $3.23, up over 5% in the past 24 hours. Big whoop, right? Well, across all exchanges, XRP futures OI is sitting pretty at $8.56 billion, or 2.64 billion XRP. Bitget’s in the lead with $1.9 billion in OI (587.93 million XRP), Binance is right behind with $1.35 billion (415.23 million XRP), and Bybit’s got $1.27 billion (391.96 million XRP). Because why not throw billions at something that’s basically digital confetti? 🎉

🚀 Ethereum’s Fusaka Upgrade: Delayed, Not Derailed! 🛠️

The Fusaka upgrade, for those not in the know, is supposed to make Ethereum faster than a hyperdrive on a good day and more scalable than a rubber band factory. 🏎️✨ It’s all about processing transactions like a well-oiled machine and setting the stage for future upgrades. But, as it turns out, getting developers, client teams, and infrastructure providers to align is harder than herding cats. 🐱🐱🐱

NEAR’s Rollercoaster: Traders Dance as Volatility Takes Center Stage! 🎢📉

Crypto chaos

Institutional giants swung their mighty capital, peaking at 18.9 million units-like a frenzy of financial dolphins leaping in the Pacific during Asian hours. The $2.62-$2.66 zone became the playground for corporate treasuries and hedge fund acrobats. But then, at the fateful $2.67, a theatrical rejection transpired, prompting more than 120,000 units to vanish in a flash-leaving onlookers pondering whether this is a market or a digital ballet. 💃🤔

XRP to $4? 🚀 Pasternak-Style Drama & Whale Shenanigans 😱

In the grand theater of markets, XRP has taken center stage, pirouetting upward with the grace of a prima ballerina freed from her chains. The token now dances near $3.31, a 9% leap in just 24 hours. This performance places it tantalizingly close to its yearly high of $3.65-a level last seen when summer was still young and naive.