Bitcoin’s Banana Chart: The Plot Thickens 🍌
As the crypto market surges under President Donald Trump’s pro-crypto policies, Brandt’s cryptic caption is enough to spark a debate that could last longer than a filibuster in the Senate.
As the crypto market surges under President Donald Trump’s pro-crypto policies, Brandt’s cryptic caption is enough to spark a debate that could last longer than a filibuster in the Senate.

The token, now sitting pretty at $3.45, has experienced a 5% rally over the past day, and a whopping 32% increase over the last week. Its market cap, now exceeding $200B, has catapulted XRP to the third largest crypto coin on the market, surpassing Tether’s $USDT by a cool $60B 💸.

As the sands of time slip ever so gracefully through the hourglass towards Q3, prepare thyselves for AI portfolio tools that shall make even the most astute financiers tremble with delight! Yes, indeed! Picture thyself managing thy crypto investments with but a flick of thine wrist, whilst droll algorithms dance merrily to your tune, balancing your gains and losses as deftly as a jester juggling fruits!🍏🎪
SharpLink Gaming, that cheeky company with ties to Ethereum co-founder Joseph Lubin, is practically throwing its chips all in on Ether. The latest drama? They’re not just boosting their stock offering—no, no, they’ve decided to go from $1 billion to a staggering $6 billion. Guess what they plan to do with the extra cash? You guessed it: buy even more Ether. Because why not?

With Bitcoin having a party at $123K (can someone send confetti?), meme coins are ready to blow up like a bad science experiment. 💣 Traders are flocking like seagulls to fries, chasing that sweet, sweet dough!
This is no longer a hypothetical.

They’ve taken their exposure to Bitcoin up a notch! According to the insider info, Semler snatched up those shiny coins between July 3 and July 16, shelling out $25 million at a jaw-dropping average price of $118,974 per BTC. Who knew digital purchases could hurt your wallet that much? 💸😅
Lucie’s message is filled with bullish expectations, but she hasn’t shared any details about the whitepaper with the community. She believes this might be the start of a new era for SHIB. 🚀
Blockchain onchain data service Onchain Lens, ever the keen observer, was among the first to spot this latest transfer. It seems our whale has been quite the busy bee, also sending at least 6,000 Bitcoin to crypto exchanges Binance and Bybit, according to the ever-watchful Nansen. One can only wonder what’s on the menu for this aquatic financier. 🤔
But alas, dear reader, this is not the only notable aspect of this union. Oh no, for in addition to this impressive treasury, the company shall also launch with a PIPE financing deal of $1.5 billion and 5,021 BTC – a sum of such magnitude that it defies comprehension 🤯. And what, pray tell, is the purpose of this grand strategy? Why, ’tis quite simple, really: to increase Bitcoin per share, of course! 💸