As shown in the chart above, each green box highlights the three-year period of upward price movement, while the red box marks the one-year correction phase. Currently, we’re approaching the end of the green box, suggesting that if Bitcoin continues to follow the traditional 4-year cycle, we may be nearing a market top.
Aave [AAVE] just flashed a weekly ‘supertrend’ buy signal—the same one that preceded rallies of 870% and 400% in earlier cycles. 🎭
Apparently, a “Satoshi-era whale”—a creature of myth and vast digital holdings, like a bloated capitalist swimming in a sea of zeroes—decided to shift its weight. One grand movement, and the whole flimsy structure wobbled. A whale! As if the fate of honest working folk should hang on the whims of some digital leviathan. Bah!
In a note so thrilling, it could’ve been penned by a French dramatist, Meera Chandan, co-head of Global FX Strategy at JPMorgan, declares that the USD’s share in central banks’ reserves has plummeted to below 60% – a deux décennies low, ni plus ni moins! 📉
After floundering in a narrow range of despair between $82 and $96, Litecoin has determinedly broken through the $100 threshold, closing at a modest $104.95 on that fateful day of July 18, 2025. One cannot help but sense the feverish buying pressure, accompanied, of course, by a delightfully melodramatic shift in market sentiment. 🎭
It’s chaos, folks! Burglaries, beggars, and shoplifters turning Bedford into a scene from a soap opera. And McCormack? Well, he’s saying, “Enough is enough!”—but instead of calling 999, he’s funding a Saturday night security spectacular. Think of it as The A-Team—minus Mr. T, plus a bit more Bitcoin.
💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 10,000,000 #RLUSD minted at RLUSD Treasury. Somewhere, a digital vault is doing a happy dance. 💃💸
In this comedy of errors, Grewal hails the CLARITY Act, that bipartisan masterpiece passed last month, which boldly declares staking services free from the shackles of securities law. A victory for crypto knights, or so one might think. Yet, these states persist in their folly, ignoring the script Congress so carefully wrote. 🤡
But pray, why does this canine coin now prance so boldly?
And, lo! Behold the fabled STH cost basis model, a mystical measurement that lifts the veil on the average price at which our short-term Bitcoin zealots acquired their ill-gotten gains. This arcane knowledge, they say, reveals enchanted entry and exit portals. 🔮
