$3357, you sly fox, was the pivot point everyone whispered about. Gold didn’t just tiptoe past it; no, it smashed through like an overzealous opera singer hitting high notes. Now, here we are, trading above it with all the confidence of a cat lounging on a windowsill.
The next price increase is just around the corner, and we’re all eagerly waiting to see HINU’s value rise to $0.00019070. Will it be a smooth ride or a bumpy one? 🤔 Only time will tell ⏰.
One cannot help but marvel at the sheer bravado of such a prediction. With Bitcoin currently trading at $118,760.61, a figure already swollen by a 60% surge from its previous perch at $70,000, Lee insists the rally is but a prelude to greater glories. His rationale? Even at $250,000, Bitcoin would but nibble at the edges of the gold market’s colossal value, a mere 25% of its grandeur. A trifle, one might say, in the grand scheme of financial destiny. 🏛️
While the market partook in a grand rally last week, with various assets achieving new heights and others scaling multi-month peaks, poor old PI remained stubbornly in its range, as if it had been glued to the floor by a mischievous butler. With interest in this particular altcoin plummeting faster than a soufflé in a thunderstorm, it shows little sign of breaking free from its confining, albeit narrow, range.
In the memorable post of July 21 on the platform known as X, Mr. Hayes expressed his whimsical desire for the price of this etheric creation to ascend to heights previously unknown by the upcoming weekend. “Pray tell, can we elevate $ETH to the illustrious $5k by Friday?” he inquired. This proclamation reached the ears of many shortly after ETH enjoyed an invigorating jaunt to an intraday zenith of $3,822, his finest resurgence since late 2024. 🏰
According to the SEC, Strategy scooped up 6,220 BTC for a cool $739.8 million. Because nothing says “I’m serious about my investments” like throwing money at a volatile asset. 💸
Ripple (XRP) jumped to $3.55, up by over 120% from its lowest point in April. Technicals? Please. The only thing “technical” here is how they’re using a spreadsheet to predict the future. 📊
Yes, dear reader, Whatsapp faces the grim specter of banishment from Russian cyberspace, accused of being a “legal breach of national security.” Imagine that—a humble messaging app as a threat to a nation’s very soul! Deputy Nemkin, who clearly moonlights as a dramatist, laments that millions of Russians entrust their precious data to a foreign company controlled by what he calls a “hostile government.” Hostile? Perhaps Meta declined to send a fruit basket to Moscow one year. Who can say?
Ethereum jumped to $3,793. $3,793! Institutions are interested? In *Ethereum*? I need to lie down. Apparently, it’s all because of “treasury products” and “ETF flows.” What does that even *mean*? It’s up 25% in a week, they say. A week! It’s preposterous. And the ETH to BTC ratio is rising? It’s starting to…outperform Bitcoin? This is a disaster. A disaster, I tell you. 😠
Where Bitcoin treads next is as certain as a prisoner’s release date in a Siberian camp. The fiscal ruins of nations and the ceaseless printing presses of central banks may yet inflate its value—though the next “black swan” (or perhaps a pink flamingo of chaos) could just as easily trample it. 🤷♂️💸
