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Now, on the weekly chart, we observe a most peculiar phenomenon – a bearish divergence. Though the price of our fine XRP has been gallivanting to higher highs, the Relative Strength Index (RSI) is more like a lowly vagabond, printing lower highs. This sort of divergence, my dear reader, is often a hint that the momentum is running out, akin to a steamboat losing its steam on a lazy summer afternoon. And if that signal does eventually come to pass in the weeks or months ahead, then XRP might very well be in for a sterner test. 🤔

Currently, our somber protagonist, Bitcoin, finds itself trading at a respectable $118,514, displaying a rather tepid gain of 0.11% over the last twenty-four hours—how thrilling! Ethereum, that flamboyant cousin, manages to strut around with a price tag of $3,644, but alas, it, too, descends 2.23% in the last day, proving that even the best must stumble at times. As for XRP? It has fallen 8.53%, as if tripping over its own ambitions. Solana is joining the drama with a rather disheartening dip of over 5%, now lounging at $190.03. Even our beloved DOGE, ADA, and XLM seem to have lost their charm, each shedding more than 7% of their allure in these tumultuous twenty-four hours. 😱

According to the wise sages of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, Yuga Labs still has to prove that Ripps and Cahen’s latest NFT collection—titled something like “Ryder Ripps Bored Ape Yacht Club” (because who doesn’t love a good parody that sounds just like the original?)—is likely to confuse the average non-fungible token shopper. I mean, come on, who can keep track of all these mutant monkey art projects? 🐒💸

With a market cap ballooning to $29.3 billion, Tron has now gallantly passed Cardano in value for the very first time this quarter—who would have thought? It’s like watching a tortoise outpace a hare after an afternoon nap. 🐢💤

And guess what? The guy claims he owns zero Bitcoin! Zero! Like he’s on some exclusive Ethereum-only diet. It’s like being in a trendy vegan restaurant and refusing to even look at the steak. A real outlier in the crypto world, this guy. What a character! 🍆

And what’s this? A trade volume bumping around like it’s got a chip on its shoulder, up 1.30% to a dazzling $1.27 billion? Someone call the paramedics; there’s been a serious case of excitement around here!

This initiative, albeit modest in its inception, sought to charm a multitude of sellers into the Bitcoin fold. One Owen Jennings, a dignitary at Block, announced on that revered medium, the social media, the joyful news, proclaiming that they were “onboarding our first few Square sellers for the new native bitcoin acceptance experience.” A proclamation that echoes through the corridors of commerce! 🎉

In exchange for this delightful chaos, WLFI has decided to hoard the A token like it’s toilet paper during a pandemic. Yep, alongside Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Tron, the A token is now part of their crypto menagerie. Diversification? Check. DeFi domination? Double-check. Subtlety? Not so much.

Our esteemed analysts have pointed to a most fortuitous zone: $13.5—$14.5. This has been their hallowed ground for accumulation, a true sanctuary before the glorious expansion. Meanwhile, the daily RSI, a rather faithful companion hovering above 73, suggests that the fervor of buyers is not merely a whimsical fancy. Should the winds remain favorable, we may soon find ourselves flirting with $26, and dare we dream, perhaps even $41? 🌟

Yet, as the coin flaps its way to new heights, a flock of skeptical investors seems to be taking flight, albeit at a leisurely pace. One might wonder, is this a sign of impending doom or simply a case of early birds catching the worm? Only time will tell, but for now, the penguins are having a grand old time. 🦥