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Pump.fun [PUMP] plummeted 8% on Saturday, July 26th, only to stumble upon a fleeting moment of sobriety by dusk.

Meanwhile, this case is unfolding in the Southern District of New York, with crypto enthusiasts glued to their screens—because, let’s face it, what else are they doing? The stakes are high, not just financially, but politically. On January 30, while Hayden was schmoozing with Argentina’s President Javier Milei at Casa Rosada, who do you think did a little $500,000 USDC transfer from his wallets to Kraken? Coincidence? I think not! Milei’s already on the crypto-endorsement bandwagon, so naturally, the suspicions are flying faster than a meme at a cat video convention. 🐱💰

The Bitcoin in question hailed from the halcyon days of cryptocurrency’s infancy, when “Satoshi” wasn’t yet a household name and mining could be done on a Commodore 64 (or so it seems in retrospect). This particular stash, dating back to around 2010 or 2011, was as rare as a decent martini in a provincial pub. Thus, its sale carried the gravitas of a royal wedding—or at least a very posh garden party.

Oh, how Bitcoin has flourished! We find it lounging comfortably over 60% of the market like a wealthy aristocrat at a banquet, while the altcoins scatter haplessly like a troop of misfit clowns. Alas, the very idea that money might continue to pour into Bitcoin while altcoins rein in their dreams brings an amusing tension to our investment stage. Yet, even against this formidable backdrop, could our favored altcoins somehow wiggle their way into renewed glory? Let us peek cautiously into the crystal ball!

This addition allows the Hedera platform token to prance forward into the welcoming arms of mainstream society.

Picture this: XRP teeters on the cusp of glory, as per the Elliott Wave Theory’s arcane ballet—five waves of price passion, repeating like some cosmic heartbeat. CasiTrades paints it vividly: after a slip below $3.21, XRP slinks back to caress the $3.00 support, bouncing with the cheeky resilience of a cat that always lands on its feet. No new lows? Oh, how convenient for the bulls’ grand illusion. 😂

SPEs are the answer to every businessman’s prayer for a blockchain platform that can handle their specific needs. Asphere claims these environments are tailor-made for companies that demand top-notch performance, security, and the ability to tweak things to their liking, much like adjusting a fine watch. ⏰🔧

Ah! Regardez qui a pris les devants! Ethereum [ETH] s’est éclipsé tel un roi flamboyant, laissant Bitcoin [BTC] en arrière, avec des entrées nettes d’ETFs culminant à 1,85 milliard de dollars, comparé à un pitoyable 72 millions du côté de BTC. On dirait que la fête est dans le camp d’ETH! 🎉

By Shayan, your tour guide through this crypto carnival

In the grand theater of crypto, every trader dreams of “alpha”—that elusive spark of genius to outwit the herd. Alas, AIXBT promises to hand it to you like a hot potato, though it may scorch your fingers. 🚨