Bitcoin Miners Turned AI Cowboys: MARA’s 17% Stock Surge Rides Into Town

These sites, once dedicated to chasing digital gold, now serve enterprise clouds and AI overlords. Starwood, a firm with $125 billion in assets (because who doesn’t?), will handle the nitty-gritty: design, construction, and luring tenants like a carnival barker with a PhD. The plan? Crank out 1 gigawatt of computing power now, with dreams of scaling to 2.5 gigawatts-because nothing says “practical” like doubling down on silicon and circuits.

