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Now, the price of BTC has taken a slight dive, splashing into the cool waters of $117K (a refreshing dip, indeed!). Yet, even as the U.S. National Debt waltzes past the eye-popping figure of $37 trillion, Dalio is theatrically asserting that a whopping 15% of one’s portfolio should proudly display the banner of Bitcoin alongside its shiny gold counterpart. How audacious! One is reminded of a particularly fussy chef insisting on the perfect seasoning—to each their own flavor of financial strategy.

As the dollar wanes, losing its luster like an overripe fruit, companies flock to Bitcoin, seeking solace in its unyielding code. Pompliano, ever the cynic, chides business leaders for clutching cash like a security blanket, blind to its inevitable decay. He poses a question that echoes through the ages: Would you hoard dollars for a decade, watching them wither, or seize Bitcoin’s wild promise? 😏 A choice fit for a Tolstoy novel, where every decision unveils the human condition.

And so, the total tokens burned have surpassed 410.75 trillion, a number so vast it makes one’s head spin—though, truthfully, fewer tokens mean higher value, or so they say on the street corner of crypto wisdom, courtesy of Shibburn. Maybe someday they’ll burn enough to light up the night sky! 🌠

According to the scribes of fortune at crypto.news, on that red-blooded Tuesday, July 29, the token surged past a modest $0.023 only to tumble back to its humble abode around $0.0122, leaving behind confused investors scratching their heads like they just realized their favorite sitcom’s last season was a dud.

Altcoin 1: SEI – Not Just Fast, It’s Panic Attack Fast 🚀

Apparently, the feds stormed a crypt-o-lord’s lair on April 15th, snatching up 20.2 shiny Bitcoins from some shady address linked to the Chaos hacker gang— sounds like a rock band, but no, it’s just hackers causing chaos, not the Rolling Stones. 🎸

They sold it for a measly $11 million to some company called Project Labrador Holdco, LLC. Because nothing says “serious business” like a name that sounds like a sci-fi movie. 🚀

Oh, great, another day in the wild west of DeFi 🤡. Konstantin Lomashuk, founder of Lido, decided to borrow 💸85 million USDT from Aave—because who wouldn’t want to play with other people’s money? He then sent 80 million to Amber Group, who deposited it onto a crypto exchange like it’s 2017 again 🤷♂️. Then, out … Read more

While the world watches Bitcoin [BTC] with the reverence of a Victorian audience at a pantomime, a far more intriguing drama unfolds in the Ethereum [ETH] realm—complete with clandestine coups, staked fortunes, and a dash of existential dread.

Should the enigmatic $XRP falter beneath the $3.15 sanctuary, an unsettling slide to $3 lurks—ah, the tantalizing whispers of dip-buyers everywhere! 🍿