Is Cardano the New Bitcoin? 🤔 Get Ready for the $1.90 Rollercoaster! 🎢

As he kicked off this financial escapade, our dear Investing Broz reminded us of the critical orchestration at play: Bitcoin’s explosive gallop has sparked a wave of speculation marking the potential return of altseason. “This is just one more egg in the basket of potentially altcoin season coming very soon,” he chirps, as if talking about breakfast rather than the fate of our portfolios.

Layer 2s Now Seize 85% of Transactions: What’s Next for Ethereum? 😲💸

In the colorful tapestry of this digital agora, we find some familiar characters: the likes of Base and Arbitrum. What’s that? Base is now the aristocrat of L2 transactions? Well, one could say the Ethereum mainnet, dear reader, remains the venerable yet humble base from which all value doth spring forth. It still processes a monumental 85% of transactions; perhaps it has learned the value of intrusion by delegation? 🤔

You Won’t Believe How Korean Traders Are Sending XRP to the Moon! 🚀

Ah, but pay attention, dear reader! In the cacophony of social media chatter, analyst Dom declared the rise, revealing that Upbit, that bustling Korean exchange, accounted for a staggering 70% of net spot XRP purchases. Imagine, if you will, a train made of 32 million tokens barreling down the tracks in just 24 hours—reminiscent of the Great Depression, but with fancier gadgets. ⚡🚂

Bank of England’s Bailey vs. Stablecoins: A Digital Money Drama Unfolds 🏦💰

According to Bloomberg, Bailey said that stablecoins are dangerous unless they obey strict regulations. According to him, stablecoins have to be secure and reliable as people treat them as ordinary money. There is a concern that, without any regulations, stablecoins will provide an opportunity to conduct illegal operations like money laundering. This is why Bailey favors robust rules like those applicable in conventional banking. Because, you know, we don’t want to be the bad guys here. 😏

Metaplanet Gets Bitcoin Happy: From Hotels to Crypto Kings!

As of July 14, 2025, Metaplanet has racked up a whopping 16,352 Bitcoin, catapulting them into the “Who’s Who of Bitcoin Holders” list! They’ve even shoved past Galaxy Digital to snag that fifth spot! Talk about a digital treasure hunt gone right! 🏴‍☠️💰