So, here’s the latest from the SEC: the Franklin XRP ETF, filed back in March, is still sitting in their inbox, patiently collecting virtual dust. The Commission decided in April that maybe, just maybe, they should actually ask for your thoughts on this thrilling proposal. You know, because what’s better than bureaucracy?
SCAM ALERT: CoinMarketCap does NOT have a Token/Coin. If you see a promotion for CMC-Tokens, it is a Fake/Scam!
CoinMarketCap, that oracle of digital fortunes, reveals the frenzy. Traders, those modern-day alchemists, clutch at RLUSD like it’s the last samovar at a Russian tea party. Payments? Purchases? Da, da, all aboard the hype train! 🚂💨
Speaking at the first-ever OECD Roundtable on Global Financial Markets in the city of romance (and croissants), Paris, Atkins unveiled what sounds like the latest James Bond villain: “Project Crypto.” The mission? To get some actual, crystal-clear rules on the books and stop playing regulatory Whac-A-Mole-aka “ad hoc enforcement.” Fancy, huh?
A recent report by Reuters, drawing from a government document as dry as a Turgenev novel, reveals that officials are quivering at the thought of legitimizing crypto. They fear it might become systemic, a beast too wild to tame. 🐉🚫
These tokenized equities, dear reader, are not mere phantoms of the blockchain but veritable mirrors of the mighty corporations that shape our world. Apple Inc., Meta Platforms Inc., and even the enigmatic GameStop Corp. – their essence captured in digital tokens, accessible to the masses. Imagine, if you will, the peasant and the prince alike, trading these tokens with the ease of a whisper, unbound by the rigid hours of the traditional markets. 🕰️
Ah, stablecoins-those chameleons of the crypto realm! Hyperliquid’s proposal for the USDH stablecoin has ignited a ferocious bidding battle worthy of a Tolstoy novel, with dueling factions drawn from Ethena [ENA], Paxos, Sky [SKY] (once the noble Maker), Frax, and others. All clamoring to claim the crown of official partner.
In a somewhat formal S-3 SEC filing, Grayscale made it clear that their BCH fund would soon bear the snazzy new title “Grayscale Bitcoin Cash Trust ETF” when it makes its grand debut. It’s aiming to list on NYSE Arca under the symbol “BCHG,” with shares being issued in batches of 10,000. As of September 5, 2025, around 82.8655 BCH is needed for that 10,000-share basket. The trust will be tracking the Coindesk Bitcoin Cash Price Index (BCX) for its price, and while cash creations are the current method, in-kind activity might be on the horizon-if NYSE Arca feels like being agreeable.
BeInCrypto was there, sipping on chai and soaking in the wisdom. African founders and builders spilled the tea-I mean, their struggles and breakthroughs. But more importantly, they revealed the vision driving them to create products in a place where startups are basically survivalists. 🌱🚀
So, in the spirit of never letting a good meme get out of hand, House of Doge and Bitstamp by Robinhood-yes, it’s by Robinhood, as if it’s a Renaissance painting-are now managing the officially sanctioned Dogecoin stash of CleanCore Solutions. It’s all very complicated, which the market loves because it means everyone can pretend to understand Fibonacci retracement levels at cocktail parties.
