If the shareholders don’t faint with excitement and approve this little escapade, Marusho will soon drop its rather traditional moniker and re-emerge as “bitcoin.jp.” Yes, you heard right-the new wardrobe comes with a dazzling array of digital assets, with Bitcoin as the crown jewel! The company can finally add “entrepreneurial bravado” to its list of investments.
The ARK 21Shares Bitcoin ETF is Wall Street’s version of buying crypto without that “my password is written on a napkin” anxiety. So, Michigan’s money folk get bitcoin exposure without the risk of grandma accidentally deleting the fund’s wallet – just regulated, ETF-shaped ambiguity. The latest filings reveal ARKB shares almost at $37.72 each. That values Michigan’s boldness at about $11.3 million-no penny-pinching, no sudden panic sales between the “ta-da!” moment and the paperwork.
In an interview destined to make petrified old-school investors reach for their smelling salts, Lee compares Saylor’s approach of accumulating Bitcoin with the single-minded fervor of a Victorian gentleman collecting antiques. His method, Lee says, is “changing the reality of the stock market”-which is to say, upending centuries of financial protocol with all the delicacy of a bull in a Baccarat crystal shop.
Moral so far? If crypto were a rom-com, this is the scene where the lead spills red wine on the wedding dress… then sets the venue on fire… accidentally live-streamed to 12M followers. 👰🔥
One voice in the wilderness still calling for the moon is none other than Merlijn The Trader, a technical analyst who’s got more charts than a cartographer’s notebook. Merlijn recently updated his “Bitcoin Market Maker Model,” a fancy way of saying he’s trying to predict when we should all cash out before the party ends.
According to a recent note from the Federal Reserve (yes, those merry money-makers), a handful of nations have already dipped their toes into this glittering pool of accounting wizardry. Germany, Italy, Lebanon, Curacao, Saint Martin, and South Africa-a motley crew if ever there was one-have all waved their wands and declared, “This gold is worth more now!” 🎩✨
Главное событие: в ноябре 2024 года FTX, будто шепот вдовы, заявляет, что CZ и его друзья украли 1.7 миллиарда баксов, закамуфлировав их под «сделку по выкупу акций», будто он решил погреться в тепле их миллиардов. 🙄
This soothsayer, known only as Inmortal, commands an army of 234,400 followers on X (formerly Twitter). From his digital pulpit, he preaches of Ethereum’s imminent breakout, likening it to a rocket poised to breach the final frontier at $4,000 before blasting off into uncharted territory. “Where we’re going,” he cryptically muses, “you won’t need charts.” 😅 Yes, because apparently, when ETH hits $4,000, logic itself will evaporate like morning dew under the sun.
In a missive on the platform X (formerly known as Twitter, that den of digital babble), Cullen proclaimed his “Bitcoin game plan.” He observed, with the gravity of a man deciphering the mysteries of the cosmos, that BTC is “filling out the inefficient area” between two previous weekly ranges. Ah, the inefficient area! A phrase so absurd, so Gogol-esque, it could only belong in the annals of crypto prophecy. The next move, he declares with the certainty of a soothsayer, will depend on whether Bitcoin breaks out or breaks down from this range. Break out, break down-what nonsense! It is as if the coin itself is a character in one of my tales, perpetually trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare. 🧙♂️📉
