Cryptonews

Once known as X10, this platform is headed by none other than Ruslan Fakhrutdinov, the former crypto czar of Revolut. A smooth move, wouldn’t you say? And, of course, this grand enterprise raised a tidy sum of $6.5 million last year-no doubt from a delightful mix of venture firms and crypto backers who’ve never met a good investment they didn’t like. Names like Tioga Capital, Semantic Ventures, Prelude, StarkWare, and Cyber Fund are all along for this riveting ride. Oh, and let’s not forget Konstantin Lomashuk, co-founder of Lido, who’s also getting in on the fun. Who doesn’t love a bit of a high-stakes gamble with your cash? 🎲

Apparently, those hefty wallet whales-think of them as the Wall Street of the crypto oceans-moved north of $40 million worth of SOL to exchanges. Some decided it was time to lock in profits and shout, “Au revoir, sweet gains!” 💰

So, Ripple carefully tucked away 55 billion of its shiny tokens out of a total of 80 billion, in a move that was supposed to calm the market’s nerves, not cause a global eye-roll. The plan? Release no more than one billion XRP a month. Because who doesn’t love a predictable, slow-release cryptocurrency? It’s like giving your dog a tiny treat every month-satisfying, but sometimes makes you question your life choices. 🐶💰

Ah, Bitcoin, the mischievous sprite of the financial world. On the daily chart, it struts about like a peacock, showing off its “bullish macro structure” from June’s rally and July’s peak. But now? Oh, now it’s stuck in a sideways shuffle, trapped between support at $112,000 and resistance just shy of $122,000. It’s as if the poor thing is pacing back and forth, muttering to itself, “Should I stay or should I go?” Volume has dwindled since July’s failed breakout attempt, leaving traders twiddling their thumbs like bored children at a grown-up party. 🎭

Balaji’s parents refuse to accept the official ruling of suicide, convinced instead that his apartment had been turned into an elaborate stage set for something far darker. Their skepticism has led them down a rabbit hole of legal battles, investigative fees, and-because why not?-meme coins. That’s correct: meme coins, those ephemeral jesters of the crypto world, have become their unlikely lifeline. Through the Bags.FM platform, they launched the Justice for Suchir (SUCHIR) token, hoping its rise would mirror their quest for truth. Alas, much like hope itself, the coin soared briefly before crashing harder than your New Year’s resolutions, plummeting over 99% from its peak value.

MNT is strutting around at $1.02 (look at her go!), with a market cap of $3.42 billion. Intraday gain is 5%. Someone hold me back, I’m about to call my bank and ask what happens if I mortgage my emotional stability. Ethereum keeps marching to a new ATH, like the overachiever in your high school class, and yes, the experts are still bullish-because that’s their job. Forecast: more gains. Umbrellas out, folks, it’s raining MNT.

Meanwhile, our dear President Trump’s tariffs continue to pinch like a pair of ill-fitting shoes, leaving the Federal Reserve (Fed) in quite the pickle. 🍔

Ethereum has been the belle of the ball lately, with a flurry of large-scale buying activity. One unidentified institution, which we can only assume is either a tech giant or a very rich octopus, purchased a jaw-dropping 221,166 ETH worth nearly $1 billion. Talk about a shopping cart full of digital coins! 🛒

Federico Carrone, a man who apparently believes that research papers are best kept for posterity rather than impromptu imprisonment, spent an entire rotation of the Earth’s axis in Turkish custody because someone somewhere convinced themselves that academic curiosity equals International Monetary Crime. The entire affair resembles a cosmic joke, only nobody is quite sure who the straight man is. 🤷‍♂️

Now, let’s break this down because you know it’s not all rainbows and unicorns. With this latest purchase, Metaplanet’s total bitcoin stash is sitting at a whopping 18,113 bitcoins. And the average price per bitcoin? A casual 14,926,496 yen ($101,911) per coin. That means they’ve spent about 270.364 billion yen (around $1.85 billion) on all those shiny digital coins. You’d think they’d be satisfied by now, but nope. They just keep adding more to the pile. 🤑