The community is still sipping the Kool-Aid, with a market cap that says, “We believe!” and staked tokens piling up like leftovers at a potluck. But those whales? They’re the party poopers, selling off ADA like it’s last season’s fashion. 👎🐳
Ethereum’s triple bottom near $3,750-$3,800? How dramatic. Cue the 10% rebound in October-because nothing says “bullish” like a chart pattern playing hard to get. 🎭
The timing of these transactions, one might surmise, has inevitably prompted whispers of insider knowledge, as though she were a Bond villain with a penchant for blockchain. But let us not be too hasty to accuse her of sorcery; perhaps she simply possesses a sixth sense for market chaos-or a particularly persuasive parrot.
Enter @DeFiWilmar, the on-chain detective who’s basically Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock wore Crocs and yelled “INSIDER TRADING!” every 10 minutes. 🕵️♂️ He noticed this whale pulled the same stunt two months ago, made $300 million, and now we’re all just… waiting to see if our portfolios turn into digital confetti. 🎉
Bitcoin whales are suddenly singing a bearish tune just hours before Trump graces us with yet another announcement from the White House. Hold your hats, folks.
The shares were 5% higher in early trading on Thursday, around $1.79. (Still cheaper than a decent cup of coffee-pro tip.)
The latest in Larsen’s little “I’ll sell it when it’s hot” routine was his biggest sale yet. And surprise, surprise, it happened during one of XRP’s most chaotic months-October. It seems like the coins were just begging to be sold!
With many new developments surrounding Ripple and XRP, even analysts who didn’t believe the double-digit dream seem to be changing their stance. 🦄✨
In a proclamation issued on Wednesday, Kraken disclosed that its Q3 2025 revenues, net of trading costs, soared to $648 million-a 50% leap in the quarter’s dance, a new zenith in the company’s odyssey. 🌌
This diatribe followed Schiff’s grand announcement-a digital gold standard, wrapped in an app and tied to a blockchain, as if such things could sanctify the profane. “Users shall buy gold, store it in vaults, transfer it like digital confetti, and redeem it with the elegance of a medieval barter,” Schiff proclaimed, his voice trembling with the fervor of a man who believes he has solved the human condition. Yet CZ, that jester of decentralization, scoffed at the notion, for what is a token if not a child’s scribble on a napkin, claiming it’s worth a castle? 🏰
