Cryptonews

Tokenized assets,-oh yes, the shiny new fad-are sweeping through the halls of high finance faster than gossip in a village. Ripple just announced on Sept. 23 that RLUSD, their shiny stablecoin designed for big guys, will now buddy-up with Securitize’s platform, linking Blackrock’s BUIDL and Vaneck’s VBILL for a sharing economy of shares and stablecoins-because who doesn’t want a piece of the token pie?

Fold has finally debuted its new Bitcoin rewards credit card, because apparently, we’re all secretly crypto billionaires in the making. 🤑 The card runs on the Visa network (fancy!) and is powered by Stripe Issuing (techy!). The best part? No more juggling categories, staking tiers, or deciphering complicated token systems. Just spend money, get Bitcoin. It’s like magic, but with spreadsheets. 📈

Cardano (ADA), that most enigmatic of digital assets, currently trades at $0.82, a price point that suggests it has more in common with a teacup than a rocket ship. Despite a 24-hour volume of $1.8 billion, its weekly performance has been a masterclass in modesty-down 5%, one might say with the grace of a deflated balloon.

The proposal is now up for public scrutiny on X, where users are split between those who’d trade a kidney for cheaper transactions and those who fear their earnings will vanish like a mirage in the desert. The feedback stage is a critical juncture-will the proposal survive the gauntlet of opinions, or will it be buried under a mountain of skepticism?

Institutions, with their pockets deep as the Mariana Trench, are adopting Solana faster than a squirrel in a nut factory. Forward Industries, ever the trendsetter, has announced its grand entrance into the realm of tokenized shares on Solana. One might say they’re riding the wave of innovation-or perhaps they’re just chasing the next shiny object. 🐿️💸

According to CZ, the fake news from the Financial Times – which he hasn’t even read because he’s too busy saving the crypto world – is just “made-up stuff” for clicks and negativity. He’s so sure he hasn’t even looked at the article, he probably thinks the internet’s just a big troll. As far as he’s concerned: no fund, no demo, no drama. WTF is a demo, anyway? Sounds like something you get at a car dealership! 😂

Carl Runefelt, a.k.a. Carl Moon – yes, we’re not making this up – decided to part with more than $400K to Kids Operating Room, a charity performing life-saving surgeries on kids in places where medical care isn’t exactly Michelin-star quality.

But wait, there’s hope! A whale, clearly feeling brave (or possibly just a little reckless), opened a long position worth $1 billion. Add to that Ethereum’s trading volume spiking to $40.5 billion, and you’ve got a recipe for potential chaos. Analysts are talking about more sideways movement, but they’re also whispering about a potential rally in Q4. Let’s grab some popcorn and wait, shall we?

The cryptocurrency market is a theater of despair, and Ethereum once again steals the spotlight as the curtain falls on its fleeting glory. On Monday, the digital realm trembled, and ETH, the tragic hero, led the charge into the depths of liquidation. A sharp pullback, a chorus of sighs, and the market’s fragile facade cracks. 🌫️💸

This digital marvel debuted this week on the BaFin-regulated platform, proudly claiming the title of “first of its kind” under the EU’s bizarrely named Markets in Crypto-Assets Regulation (MiCA). Because nothing says “progress” quite like stuffing an entire universe of hopes into a regulation that reads like a Kafkaesque script-full of legal labyrinths and bureaucratic rabbit holes. The Euro and Dollar coins woven into this web, backed by logical wonders like the Bank of New York Mellon, are offered to an audience of investors who, no doubt, exchange glances of either hope or skepticism.