The historic expansion ushers in Aave V3, bringing its lending and borrowing infrastructure to a whole new crowd of users who might have previously felt left out of the DeFi party. It’s like Aave decided to throw a potluck dinner, and Aptos was the new neighbor who got an invite. 🍽️
Ripple (XRP) has been on a rollercoaster, dropping to $2.82 before recovering to $2.93. Because nothing says “I’m stable” like a 11% weekly drop. 🎢
Alas, said the perspicacious Cleveland Fed President, “The current data speaks naught of a lovely September ease,” during her tranquil discourse with Yahoo News amidst the picturesque backdrop of Wyoming. Remember that place? Where cowboys roam and inflation shrieks! 🤠
According to a press release (which probably took longer to read than a novel by Dickens), Block Street has officially launched its unified liquidity layer on BNB Chain, kicking off mainnet with a $10 million liquidity pool. Because nothing says ‘serious business’ like a 10 million dollar pool that’s probably just a drop in the ocean of crypto. 🌊💸
Why Aptos, you ask? Well, it’s faster, it scales, and the rent is probably way cheaper. Aave’s out here giving lending and borrowing services to new faces-maybe they’re sick of Ethereum’s gas fees, maybe they just want a fresh start! Either way, DeFi’s expanding so fast, even Mel Brooks couldn’t keep up, and he’s still running from Spaceballs. So what does this all mean? Aave’s going for total DeFi domination, one blockchain at a time. Next stop, the moon-or at the very least, Matzoh ball soup-powered smart contracts. 🚀🥣
Now, hold onto your hats, folks, because a contrarian signal’s flashing brighter than a firefly convention. Could this be the buying opportunity of a lifetime in the wild west of derivatives? 🤠
According to CoinGlass data, Dogecoin long traders, in the last one hour, recorded a tempest of liquidations, a 343,069% imbalance against short trades. Notably, the long position lost $148,880 within 60 minutes as the price shifted, a spectacle as thrilling as watching a toddler attempt to balance a teacup. 🧸
The CoinDesk 20 is currently sitting at a respectable 4005.12, down 1.4% (-55.83) since the clock struck 4 p.m. ET on Wednesday. Oof, that’s gotta sting! 😬
Per the SEC’s gilded scrolls, their hoard now gleams at $46.15 billion. The recent 430 BTC? A mere trinket, purchased with $19.3 million from STRK, $19 million from STRF, and $12.1 million from STRD-each penny a drop in the ocean of their hubris. Michael Saylor, that modern-day Midas, hinted at further buys with a cryptic “Not enough orange” post-a riddle for the ages. 🍊
Stablecoin platform M0 and Stripe’s Bridge-a duo as unlikely as a penguin in a tuxedo-have partnered to help businesses launch custom digital dollars. First up: MetaMask’s mUSD. Why? Because nothing says “trust us” like letting a wallet company issue its own currency. 🤷♂️