With input from the high and mighty, including the Ministry of Home Affairs and the Central Bureau of Investigation, they’ve woven a tapestry revealing how our digital dollars are being misused in nefarious enterprises like fraud, human trafficking, and even the rapscallion activities of the dark web! If you thought you could take your digital dough for a leisurely stroll in the park, think again!
Well, here we are again, folks, in the wild world of cryptocurrencies, where 140 million Ethena (ENA) tokens decided to take a little vacation from the exchanges over a four-day span. According to the keen-eyed analyst Ali Martinez, the exchange supply plummeted from 1.3 billion to 1.16 billion ENA between August 17 and August 21, 2025. The chart, as clear as a Mississippi morning, confirmed the steady exodus of these digital tokens.
The crypto realm, a fragile ballet, added a mere 1% to its $3.86 trillion capitalization, a fleeting dance of hope amidst the shadows. 🕊️
The cycle clock ticks with absurd precision
The episode, creatively titled “Sickofancy,” is a masterclass in satire. It features a parade of tech executives, all eager to win Trump’s favor by showering him with gifts and praise. It’s like a modern-day court of kings, but with more Bitcoin and less chivalry. 🤑
Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain alchemy, reveals Ethereum’s futures volume has surged past Bitcoin’s, leaving BTC to sulk in the corner like a forgotten jester. The chart? A Picasso of chaos, where ETH’s dominance soars while BTC’s crumbles. 🖼️📉
One cannot but marvel at Ripple’s boldness-backing an automated scheme that aspires to a most unfashionable ambition: apprehending criminals before they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains. “How proactive!” one cries. The short explanation: Beacon endeavours to foil villains before they purchase that suspicious yacht. 🛥️
On August 21, in a move that screams “we’ve read your tax returns,” OKX Singapore announced this glittering product. It offers accredited investors a golden ticket 🎟️ to staking rewards from Ethereum, Solana, Aptos, and Sui-all wrapped in the cozy blanket of regulatory approval from the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS). Truly, a masterpiece of marketing: solving the woes of the rich by removing the pesky need to understand technology themselves. Who knew compliance could be so… luxurious?
SOL technical chart setups converge on the $260 price target. Yes, you read that right!
A man, in a room, lays bare the arithmetic. It is not a prophecy, but a gear in the clock. When one firm meets the cold, unfeeling criteria, the index must swallow it whole. This is not about belief. It is about gravity.
