Instead of just patting itself on the back (boring), Hoskinson’s out there shaking hands with everyone-literally every crypto bigwig from Ripple’s Brad “The Braddest” Garlinghouse to Chainlink’s Sergey Nazarov. The Lace wallet plans to play nice with XRP before the new year, proving that even in crypto, everyone loves a good party-especially if it’s cross-chain! 🎉🤝
As the latest data unfurls like a well-worn map, we find XRP basking in a market cap of approximately $181.2 billion, each token strutting its stuff at a princely $3.02. It now occupies the illustrious 97th position on the global leaderboard, a veritable throne among titans. And let’s not forget, this ascent has occurred without the crutch of a regulated spot ETF in the United States-unlike its more illustrious cousins, Bitcoin and Ethereum, who seem to have a penchant for regulatory approval. How quaint! 😏
Now, imagine a grand parade of tokens marching across the blockchain, each carrying tiny banners screaming “We’re here!” While 3 trillion might sound impressive (and it is), let me remind you that SHIB has seen days when 10 trillion tokens changed hands. Yes, 10 TRILLION! 🤯 So perhaps we are witnessing but a modest stroll compared to its potential sprint. On-chain data reveals an uptick in activity-a sign that capital is stirring from its slumber and stretching its legs. Could this be the beginning of something grand? Or merely the rich elites playing chess while the rest of us watch? Who knows! But one thing is certain: healthier network dynamics have returned, much like how spring brings life back to frozen lands.
Theirs was no ordinary deliberation. Oracles! Yes, those cryptic go-betweens that promise truth in a world swimming in digital confusion. Hoskinson wonders, could these marvels slip elegantly into Cardano’s UTXO-based system-a contraption so convoluted that even a Russian bureaucrat would weep at its complexity? Seamless… or as seamless as a goose down coat stitched in the dead of winter by candlelight.
During a tête-à-tête on Crypto Banter, our oracle suggested that should Ethereum break its past all-time high (ATH), we might just see it floating gracefully to $20,000 before the cycle bids adieu. What a charming prospect! 🤑
Now, there’s a dainty report by Adamant Research that’s waving its arms about this alarmingly historic risk that just won’t sit down and have a cuppa with custodied Bitcoin-not even with all the newness and frostiness gone from Uncle Sam’s frugal regulations. 🥶
Thumzup, once a humble ad-tech company, has undergone a remarkable transformation, pivoting to a crypto-focused treasury business with a flair for the dramatic. In July 2025, the firm raised a staggering $50 million to fund its ambitious mining operations and direct crypto purchases. The pièce de résistance, however, was the $153.8 million stock-based acquisition of Dogehash Technologies, adding a formidable 2,500 Dogecoin and Litecoin mining rigs to its arsenal, with grand plans to rebrand as Dogehash Technologies Holdings. 🚀
Analyst Scient-yes, that’s a real name, not a sci-fi villain-is waving his hands like a carnival barker, shouting about a “scalp long opportunity.” 🧔✂️ Apparently, FLOKI’s been testing its support and resistance levels like a student cramming for finals. If it holds above these critical points, it might just retest higher resistance levels. Translation: it could go up. Or not. But hey, that’s the thrill of crypto, right? It’s like a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addled engineer. 🎢
Martinez, with all the poise of a stockbroker who has never seen a downturn, declared to his 151,600 followers on X that Solana could surge by a little over 100%. According to his chart, this darling of the crypto world is preparing to break out like a hot air balloon lifting off into the stratosphere. The predicted new all-time high? A cool $360. Solana, it seems, is rather fond of ascending triangles on the 12-hour time frame – oh, how very bullish! 🏦
But fear not, for our intrepid reporter, Colin Wu, stepped in to quell the gossip. He reported, “The WLFI team told WuBlockchain that the claim that ‘Aave will receive 7% of the total WLFI token supply’ is false and fake news.” This, naturally, sparked a lively debate on social media, where everyone is an expert, and no one can agree on anything. 📢💬
