On Tuesday, the Trump Media and Technology Group-yes, the very same-announced a rather staggering $6.4 billion Cronos treasury, in cahoots with Crypto.com and Yorkville Acquisition. Blimey, that’s enough to make one’s wallet do a little jig! 💃💸
Meanwhile, the big fish-those majestic whales-are busy bagging over half a million bucks in net monthly inflows. Yep, while retail investors are either panicking or simply surrendering, these behemoths are calmly accumulating, probably thinking, “Why not add a few more zeros to the pile?” Once retail leaves the building, the whales seem to whisper, “Here’s your shot, little coin, go shine!”
Now, if you take a gander at the daily chart, you’ll find our dear HolderStat, a crypto sage of sorts, pointing out that XRP has been doing a little dance, consolidating like a cat preparing to pounce on a particularly juicy mouse. This dance has led to a critical resistance line, standing tall like a stubborn mule, just waiting to be broken. 🐴
More than 80% of outstanding positions were liquidated, collapsing open interest from $160 million to just $30 million while clearing out the entire sell-side of the order book-a financial apocalypse in slow motion. 🌍💥
In a recent tête-à-tête with CoinDesk’s Sam Ewen, alongside Tether’s Paolo Ardoino, Mr. Hines declared himself “very confident” that the government shall proceed with alacrity on “budget-neutral ways to accumulate.” President Trump, he assures us, remains a “steadfast leader” in this realm, and the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (SBR) is a matter of utmost importance. “Two monumental pieces of crypto legislation this year,” he proclaims, “shall secure America’s place as the crypto capital of the world.” How very ambitious! 🌍💼
Ethereum, ever the overachiever, bounced back with a 4% surge, proving that even in the crypto world, some coins are more equal than others. 🚀 Ripple and Solana? They’re like the party animals of the crypto world, partying hard at $200 and $4,600. Dogecoin? Still trying to figure out if it’s a joke or a lifestyle. 🐕🦺
Per our friend’s tale (shared with all the urgency of a burning inbox on X), he sold some USDT, paid 1% TDS, 28% tax, and then… poof! His money vanished into the ether of regulatory limbo. SBI called him, asked him to schmooze with bank officials in person, who then casually mentioned a “special notice” from Cyber Cell India. Because nothing says “legitimate transaction” like being grilled by people who probably still use floppy disks. 🖥️
This isn’t a price chart-it’s a passive-aggressive text from your ex. Buyers and sellers are just… meandering, but on-chain data whispers, “Wait! There’s a plot twist!” 🕵️♂️
“Zounds! A level that holds us in suspense,” the Swissblock chattered, sagely noting the lifeline at one hundred ten thousand-a crucial rampart upon which the bullish warriors must stake their claims.
Keiser also hinted at an upcoming Bitcoin price surge, providing a big reason for that. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is currently sitting at $110,758 after the 2.53% rise over the past 24 hours reversed, turning into a 1.42% decline. Because nothing says “stability” like a cryptocurrency that’s more volatile than a toddler on a trampoline. 🚀💥
