So, what went wrong? Well, it turns out the “sequencer” – the trusty traffic cop of the blockchain world – had a little meltdown. This poor fellow is supposed to organize all the on-chain transactions, lining them up neatly in blocks like an army of ants. But during the outage, the sequencer couldn’t recognize the “Cairo0 code.” Who knew code could be so fussy, right? 😜
Over on X (because Twitter needed a midlife crisis, too), a Shiba Inu-dedicated account, Shibarium (handle: Shibizens), is fan-fictioning their way straight through 2026 with a schedule that feels about as reliable as my mindfulness app’s promise to transform my life.
The event, a grand unlocking of 24.6 billion tokens, saw the price of WLFI ascend to a lofty $0.40, only to plummet like a disgruntled investor at a stock market rally. 📉
PeckShieldAlert, that vigilant sentinel of blockchain chaos, reported that Bunni’s defenses were pierced by digital marauders. Approximately $2.4 million in assets vanished like smoke, leaving behind only the faint scent of poor code hygiene. Who these cyber-phantoms are? A mystery. What assets they stole? Also a mystery. But rest assured, the bull market’s glittering facade now has a crack.
Take a look at the chart-Bitcoin Dominance was riding high like it was the king of the mountain, cruising along from 2022 until August when it suddenly took a nosedive. And folks, that nosedive got so low that Bitcoin reached 57.6%! But wait-there was a rally! And by rally, I mean a *little* bounce up to 58.5%. So, what happens next? Will it keep tumbling to 57% or even 55%, like a rollercoaster we didn’t sign up for? 🎢
The Bunni team-those valiant heroes of code-announced, with no small measure of dismay, on X (formerly Twitter, for the nostalgic) that their beloved app was compromised. The platform, it seems, had been caught in an unfortunate tango with an attacker. As a “precaution,” they halted all smart contract functions. How thoughtful! 😏
The breach-oh, the breach!-was first sniffed out by BlockSec, those tireless bloodhounds of the cryptoverse, who barked their warning into the void of 𝕏 (formerly Twitter, for those who still remember such antiquities).
The first boring-but-great resolution meant that they’re now authorized to have 2.7 billion shares-like, who’s counting?-allowing them to presumably buy a yacht or furnish an office in the future when they find themselves flush with cash. Meanwhile, the second amendment is a breath of fresh air-or maybe just more air, since everyone might now convene in the realms of cyberspace for their meetings, and we’ll save humans from the hassle of boardrooms.
Chief among them are the mighty U.S.-based ETPs, devouring the lion’s share with their claws sunk deep-over 1.29 million BTC spread across 11 funds that seem to have more money than sense. According to some obscure Twitter account, HODL15Capital (no idea if it’s a conspiracy or a joke), BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust plowed through the chaos with nearly three-quarters of a million BTC, while Fidelity’s Fund, the “Wise Origin,” licked up just under 200,000 BTC-like scavengers fighting over the crumbs on the ground. 🥪
Monsieur le Chat, LE Chat marketing du Shiba Inu, Lucie, a partagé récemment une mise à jour qui laissa tous ses confrères pantois. Selon ses comptes rendus, il semble que notre Shiba en maudit ait trébuché derrière PEPE en termes d’interactions sociales. Monsieur, si même vos adorateurs jettent leur dévolu sur votre rival, le charme est cassé!
Devant tout ce qu’on pourrait imaginer, Dogecoin, le grand de la fête, toujours en tête. Suivis presque à la queue-leu-leu, le bouillant PEPE, avec ses 1.5 millions d’interactions, semble flirter avec une popularité enviable, laissant notre cher Shiba Inu derrière en dernière position avec, excusez l’expression, moins d’un million d’échanges.
Voilà une chute vertigineuse, qu’on dirait bien chroniquée dans la triste destinée d’un potion magique ratée.
