Cryptonews

Summary

Yet the limelight flees from the mundane tragedies-the misfires, the near-misses, the “almosts.” These are the inkwells where legends are dipped and dried. Shakespearean collapses? Overnight glory? Spare me. Real founders waltz through the swamp of mediocrity, stepping on landmines that merely singe their boots. 💣

Ah, but here’s the twist-enter Best Wallet, a non-custodial crypto wallet that’s more secure than a medieval castle. As digital currencies, including the euro, inch their way into mainstream existence, it’s becoming increasingly clear that Best Wallet is the safe haven your crypto might need. No one likes the idea of a *hack* in the middle of a financial apocalypse, right?

Lo, the HYPE/USDT 12-hour chart, a canvas of chaos, reveals an ascending triangle, that most deceptive of patterns. The resistance, a fortress of $49-$50, looms like a specter, while the trendline of higher lows, forged since the dark days of July, whispers promises of salvation.

“Maybe the Fed indeed was too late…”

The S&P 500, ever the show-off, gained a modest 0.4% to reach a record 6,537, while the Dow Jones Industrial Average added 50 points, as though it were merely tipping its hat in greeting. The tech-heavy Nasdaq, meanwhile, opened up a sprightly 0.9%, all because August’s labor data has Wall Street chaps betting on a Federal Reserve interest rate cut in September like it’s the Derby. 🏇💸

The conference kicks off with a welcome reception on November 3. Then brace yourself for some mind-blowing sessions covering everything from tokenization to stablecoins, market structures to security. And no, there won’t be any boring keynote speeches on “how to make coffee at your startup,” this is the real deal. ☕

According to the public blockchain tracker Shibburn (a name that sounds both serious and slightly mischievous, wouldn’t you agree?), the past week has witnessed a monstrous surge in SHIB burns. A grand total of 22,652,982 SHIB coins have been ceremoniously locked away in dead-end wallets, a spectacle that most certainly wouldn’t pass the family-friendly review of your average meme enthusiast.

The sudden price surges have whipped up a frenzy of speculative interest. Along with this, there’s been a noticeable uptick in derivative trading. In such a climate, the focus shifts from quick, get-rich-quick schemes to more solid, fundamental platforms. Investors, they’re thirsty for stability. They’re looking for a new way to play the game, something more reliable and secure.

Earlier this week, they dropped a cool $44 million on 10,000 ETH, which is basically the financial equivalent of saying, “Yeah, we’re serious about this crypto thing.” But according to Caixin, they’re not done yet. BTC and SOL are next on the menu, because apparently Yunfeng is determined to make fiat currencies cry in a corner. 😭💸