Bitcoin Treasury Companies: Why Everyone’s Trying to Be Scrooge McDuck (and Failing)
Fred, bless him, popped up on Bloomberg—because where else does one go to burst bubbles on live TV?—to say, more or less: “Look, folks, the gold rush is overcrowded, and several prospectors forgot their pants.” Apparently, the grand plan of flipping your sleepy, barely-profitable company into a Bitcoin hoarder isn’t quite as bulletproof as it sounded over happy hour.