Zelle’s Fraud Fiasco: A Trillion-Dollar Comedy of Errors 😂💸
Ms. James, who appears to have time on her hands despite being grilled by the DOJ over unrelated matters, minced no words in her indictment. “No one should be left to fend for themselves after falling victim to a scam,” she declared with all the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor-but let’s face it, this is more slapstick than soliloquy. She concluded, as if auditioning for a legal drama, “I look forward to getting justice for the New Yorkers who suffered because of Zelle’s security failures.” Bravo, madam. Truly, an Oscar-worthy performance. 🎭