Memecoins, those jesters of the crypto court, have reawakened the market’s faint heartbeat, swelling market cap by a modest 4.64% in a mere day, while volumes exploded by a ridiculous 84.43%-a frenzy even the most composed hodler might snicker at, according to the solemn scribes of CoinMarketCap.
Now, let’s take a look at the weekly chart. It’s like a bad sitcom where the main character keeps getting ahead but then something always goes wrong. Prices are setting higher highs, but the RSI is doing the opposite. It’s like the show’s ratings are dropping while the plot gets more convoluted. This bearish divergence has been around for weeks, and it’s got traders scratching their heads and reaching for the antacids.
Tron’s [TRX] Mayer Multiple at 1.2x, a level where even the most jaded analysts nod in grudging respect, signals a tenuous truce between chaos and order. One might call it the market’s “sustainable support,” but let’s be honest-it’s more of a “don’t-let-the-cat-out-of-the-bag” moment. 🐱
One must observe, not without a trace of irony, how these Japanese giants, like samurai guarding their honor, fortify their chests against the unpredictable tides of yen’s weakness and the bewildering edicts of monetary policy that seem as fatuous as a peacock’s strut on a frozen lake. Oh, the folly of mortal fortune!
Observe, if you will, the graph’s waltz, gray and reluctant, as America’s payroll woes performed a faint pas de deux with optimism-surely September would rescue us with a rate-cutting flourish! Instead, trading volumes pirouetted offstage, minus 27%. Appetite for digital assets curled up like a bored housecat, utterly unimpressed. 🐱
Behold, dear reader, as Ethereum tiptoes through the treacherous terrain of $4,200-$4,500. Short-term resistance lurks menacingly near $4,370-$4,500, while support camps out comfortably at $4,200-$4,250. Technical indicators such as the Relative Strength Index (RSI) and Parabolic SAR sit idly by, refusing to take sides in this battle of bulls and bears. It seems even the charts are practicing their best poker faces.
Microcap CleanCore Solutions (ZONE), a company that’s been quietly minding its own business, is now the talk of the town. Following their purchase of 285,420 dogecoin for a cool $68 million, shares are leaping higher in after hours trade. It’s enough to make one wonder if they’ve discovered the philosopher’s stone of the digital age. 🧪💎
Apparently, some sneaky hacker had a field day compromising a reputable developer’s NPM account, turning innocent JavaScript packages into malware-ridden traps. 😱 And guess what? Cryptocurrency wallets like MetaMask were the prime targets, with funds being siphoned off faster than you can say “blockchain.”
Circle, in its infinite wisdom, has revealed that native USDC and CCTP V2 will soon grace HyperEVM, ushering in the ability to make USDC deposits into HyperCore and allowing access to any application built on HyperEVM. One might say Hyperliquid is akin to a high-performance blockchain, designed specifically for decentralized finance (DeFi), fusing the order book and risk engine of Hypercore with the capabilities of HyperEVM for versatile smart contracts.
The Nasdaq Composite hit a shiny new all-time high of 21,885.62 during intraday trading. Tech stocks? Thriving. AI chipmakers Broadcom (Nasdaq: AVGO) and Nvidia (Nasdaq: NVDA)? Basically the cool kids at the party. Microsoft and Meta? Tagging along for the ride. And Bitcoin? Oh, it’s just chilling at $112K, still reminiscing about its glory days at $124K last month. Classic BTC behavior.