From a client’s perspective, Schwab’s stablecoin is as necessary as a third act in a Dostoevsky novel-intriguing but ultimately unnecessary. Schwab customers already have fiat rails smoother than a St. Petersburg ballroom floor. So why the fuss? Because, my dear reader, in today’s markets, perception is product, and reputation is strategy. Schwab isn’t just launching a coin; it’s launching a narrative. 🎭
After a dramatic bounce from late-August lows near $2.70 (classic XRP, always keeping us on our toes), the price sashayed back toward $3.10-$3.20. But, darling, it couldn’t hold above the upper band near $3.14. 🥴 That’s like trying to keep a secret in a small town-it’s just not happening. This usually means the bulls are taking a nap, and a slip back toward the mid-band around $2.90 might be on the cards. 💤
But don’t panic! On-chain indicators are like that one friend who’s always telling you, “Trust the process,” while sipping a smoothie made of pure optimism. 🥤
2025, that most dramatic of years, shall be etched into the annals of crypto history. XRP, that sly fox, claims a spot among the elite, now third in the grand hierarchy of digital assets. Yet, what is a rise without a fall? 🎭
“Between now and the end of the year, the allocations for Bitcoin for the next year from the traditional finance world are going to be increased,” Visser piped up to Anthony Pompliano during a jolly chat on the old YouTube. “I think Bitcoin’s allocation number will go higher across portfolios,” he added, with all the confidence of a man who’s just won the annual village cricket match. “That is going to happen,” he emphasized, as if we were all a bit thick and needed it spelled out. 🧐💼
The whispering winds of financial conjuring finally bore fruit with the fabled launch of the Rex-Osprey Dogecoin ETF, bearing the esteemed moniker DOJE. Alas, the actuality of its ascendancy will grace our horizons one week hence, rather than the nullity of September twelfth as earlier prophesied.
Morpho [MORPHO] has been creeping upwards since April, like a slow, reluctant tide, rising 154% in five months. However, it still lingers 48% below its glorious, mythical peak of $4.17 back in January-ah, the memories of better days.
Behold, the XRP Ledger prepares to unveil its grandest security measure yet-the XLS-86 Firewall. Proclaimed by a dUNL Validator known only as ‘Vet’ (a name as enigmatic as it is fitting), this amendment promises to fortify the ramparts of investor protection. At its heart lies a noble aim: to grant thee, the investor, dominion over thy transactions, lest the scoundrels of the digital underworld pilfer thy hard-earned XRP. 🕵️♂️
The merry band called Protocol Guild conducted a grand inquisition of 111 from a council of 190 brave souls. The result? Most earn only half or even less of what their dashing brethren fetch elsewhere, a tragic comedy worthy of a Gogol sketch.
Ah, the much-anticipated US DOGE ETF, a promise deferred like some weary traveler on an endless road. Now it dangles on the horizon, postponed yet again, shifting the hopeful date into the hazy realm of September 18. Such delays are cruel tricks of fate, causing a transient despair, yet the thirst for Dogecoin remains undiminished. Some viewed this as a mere pause for breath; others seized the moment, like hungry wolves smelling fresh game, to enter the fray.
