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The shares were 5% higher in early trading on Thursday, around $1.79. (Still cheaper than a decent cup of coffee-pro tip.)

The latest in Larsen’s little “I’ll sell it when it’s hot” routine was his biggest sale yet. And surprise, surprise, it happened during one of XRP’s most chaotic months-October. It seems like the coins were just begging to be sold!

With many new developments surrounding Ripple and XRP, even analysts who didn’t believe the double-digit dream seem to be changing their stance. 🦄✨

In a proclamation issued on Wednesday, Kraken disclosed that its Q3 2025 revenues, net of trading costs, soared to $648 million-a 50% leap in the quarter’s dance, a new zenith in the company’s odyssey. 🌌

This diatribe followed Schiff’s grand announcement-a digital gold standard, wrapped in an app and tied to a blockchain, as if such things could sanctify the profane. “Users shall buy gold, store it in vaults, transfer it like digital confetti, and redeem it with the elegance of a medieval barter,” Schiff proclaimed, his voice trembling with the fervor of a man who believes he has solved the human condition. Yet CZ, that jester of decentralization, scoffed at the notion, for what is a token if not a child’s scribble on a napkin, claiming it’s worth a castle? 🏰

The explosive growth of the artificial intelligence (AI) industry has created a systemic crisis: skyrocketing compute prices and a centralized marketplace for the power required to train new models. As companies race to innovate-with ethical stakes running high amid concerns like AI hallucinations and psychosis-a solution is urgently needed. Oh, how the little guys squirm under the weight of these digital overlords! 🧱🔥

Enter Version 4 (V4), complete with a $50 million token buyback program and an audacious leap into real-world assets (RWA). If this doesn’t scream “We’re here to stay”-I don’t know what does!

The team behind Bunni, in a move that’s about as surprising as finding a sentient robot with a penchant for tea, announced they’re fresh out of galactic credits to keep the ship afloat. 🚀💸

Before wielding crypto like a wizard’s wand, Žák was strumming guitars and driving his neighbors up the wall. Eight hours a day of precision practice, he says, honed the skills that later helped him untangle crypto’s messiest knots.

Carlson, who apparently thinks the Phoenicians were onto something with Gold-never mind that they also thought sacrificing goats was a solid economic policy-declared Bitcoin a potential scam. “It was good enough for the Phoenicians, it’s good enough for me,” he said, presumably while polishing a lump of Gold the size of his ego.