Trading at $86.02? Down 0.1% in 24 hours? That’s the crypto equivalent of “I’m fine, really” when you’re clearly not. Down 13% in a week, 35% in a month, and 70% from its January 2025 high? That’s not a dip, that’s a full-on face-plant into the guacamole.
Japan’s Nikkei 225 pranced into action without so much as a yawn. The index jumped 3.4 percent on Monday, skating past the 57,000 mark for the first time in history. Investors bet that Takaichi’s strong mandate would clear the path for a boisterous fiscal push, centered on infrastructure sprinkles and tax cuts, with the aim of rekindling domestic demand and lifting long-term growth. The crowd quickly christened the move the “Takaichi Trade,” as Japanese stocks led a global rebound with a fizz and a pops.
quantum computing is a long-term engineering challenge, not an existential crisis for Bitcoin today.
Cardano’s tribulations continue unabated as its historical price levels resemble the plummet of a hapless character in one of those melodramatic novels. Yet, amidst this chaos, there exists a glimmer of hope: the slow but steady interest from institutions-a few brave souls willing to risk their reputations for the sake of financial folly. Thus arises the pressing question-how shall this altcoin’s price respond to such mixed signals? One can only speculate with bated breath.
This astonishing figure marks the return of investment vigor not seen since the wild days of Q2 2022, although let’s be honest, it’s still a far cry from the glory days of 2021-2022 when unicorns roamed free and money rained from the heavens.
Enter Jim Cramer, the court jester of CNBC’s Squawk Box, whose recent pronouncements have sent ripples through the crypto pond. With the gravitas of a man who’s just discovered fire, Cramer declared that the U.S. government is buying Bitcoin at $60,000. “I heard at $60k he’s gonna fill the Bitcoin Reserve,” he quipped, “you better cover.” One wonders if he mistook the Treasury for a corner grocery store, or if he’s simply auditioning for a role in a financial satire.
This price point, a mere $0.09504, has been a magnet for sellers since the fourth quarter of 2025, like a bone too tempting to ignore. But now, with the meme coin clawing its way back above it, the game’s afoot. The next hurdle? A measly $0.12. But in the world of Dogecoin, every penny feels like a mile.
In a plot twist worthy of a third-rate sci-fi novel, Bitcoin (BTC) has managed to increase by a mind-boggling 3.12% over the past day. Truly, the drama is palpable!
With all the finesse of a jester at court, Roubini has unleashed a scathing diatribe against the Trump administration’s flirtation with digital assets. In a sardonically sharp opinion piece, he argues that this so-called “new dawn” for financial innovation is nothing but a perilous folly, rooted in an appalling ignorance of the global monetary ballet.
The Brazilian government is cooking up a decree to tax cryptocurrency and stablecoin flows, treating them like foreign currency exchanges. Because nothing says “make it simple” like classifying digital coins the way you classify dollars-only with more paperwork. The ministry plans to put the document to public consultation to see how this impacts crypto usage in the country. Yes, please, tell us how tax policy will change how we spend our digital coins that no one truly understands.