🇮🇳 RBI’s Digital Rupee: Faster Than a Delhi Auto Rickshaw! 🚀
Union Minister Piyush Goyal, with the zeal of a man who’s just discovered blockchain, proclaimed that this digital rupee will make transactions “faster, safer, and more transparent.” 🌟 He likened it to stablecoins, those regulated darlings of the West, but with a twist-full government backing, because nothing says trust like a government guarantee. 🤝