The Crypto Catastrophe: Traders Run from Doom and Gloom to Safe Harbors! 😱💰
Our esteemed analyst, Darkfost, speculates-nay, he intuits-that this migration from the treacherous cliffs of high-risk derivatives to the smoother surfaces of spot trading signifies a cooling chaos, a relinquishment of reckless speculation in favor of a more noble pursuit: long-term accumulation. How quaint! Has humanity learned the lesson that the wheel of fortune does not spin in favor of the audacious gambler? 🤔




