Bank of England’s Bailey vs. Stablecoins: A Digital Money Drama Unfolds šŸ¦šŸ’°

According to Bloomberg, Bailey said that stablecoins are dangerous unless they obey strict regulations. According to him, stablecoins have to be secure and reliable as people treat them as ordinary money. There is a concern that, without any regulations, stablecoins will provide an opportunity to conduct illegal operations like money laundering. This is why Bailey favors robust rules like those applicable in conventional banking. Because, you know, we don’t want to be the bad guys here. šŸ˜

Metaplanet Gets Bitcoin Happy: From Hotels to Crypto Kings!

As of July 14, 2025, Metaplanet has racked up a whopping 16,352 Bitcoin, catapulting them into the ā€œWho’s Who of Bitcoin Holdersā€ list! They’ve even shoved past Galaxy Digital to snag that fifth spot! Talk about a digital treasure hunt gone right! šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ’°

Bitcoin Hater Vanguard Profits from BTC Rally.

But here’s the kicker: despite dismissing the very idea of Bitcoin, the firm is happily holding a staggering 20 million shares of Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy). Yes, the same company that is, in essence, a Bitcoin proxy. Vanguard, the great Bitcoin critic, is actually the largest shareholder in the top corporate Bitcoin hoarder. It’s like watching someone shout “I hate seafood!” while slurping down oysters on the half-shell.

Whales Dive Deep as XRP Surges: A Crypto Tale of Fortunes and Fed Follies

Brandt’s analysis reveals a complex base formation, a mix of minor designs, breakdown failures, and minor ranges, which typically filters out the weak hands and accumulates the strong ones. As long as XRP doesn’t dip below the crucial support level of 1.80, the upward trend is likely to continue, much to the relief of its holders. šŸŒŠšŸš€

Ethereum’s Fiery Dance: $13.5B in ETH Up in Flames, Yet Supply Grows!

It’s been nearly 3 years and 11 months since the Ethereum blockchain rolled out the London hard fork on Aug. 5, 2021, at block height 12,965,000. That upgrade introduced a key tweak: a portion of transaction fees—aka gas—started getting burned, permanently removing ether from circulation. Oh, the irony of burning money to save it, isn’t it?

Crypto’s Dizzying Heights: A Giddy $3.8 Trillion

This giddy milestone means that the crypto market cap is now within spitting distance of surpassing the UK’s GDP – a prospect that must surely be giving the good people at the Bank of England a collective case of the vapors.

Trump’s Bitcoin Bet: U.S. BTC Reserves Skyrocket by $7 Billion – You Won’t Believe This!

Back in the day (when Bitcoin was basically the digital equivalent of Monopoly money), the U.S. government casually dumped chunks of its BTC holdings for pennies on the dollar. Fast-forward to 2025, and—surprise!—President Trump decided that the U.S. *definitely* should be in the Bitcoin game. This is not a drill, people. On March 6, 2025, Trump signed an executive order to create the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and made it clear that the U.S. would no longer *sell* its BTC. Go big or go home, right? šŸš€

Grayscale’s Top-Secret IPO Plans: The SEC Is In The Know…Sort Of

Owned by the ever-elusive Barry Silbert’s Digital Currency Group, Grayscale’s submission was as vague as a foggy morning in London. They didn’t bother spilling the beans on any details, leaving us all hanging. But rest assured, the registration will proceed once the SEC gets through their review, and only after market conditions decide to play nice. So, basically, when the stars align, we might know more.