According to CoinDesk, dYdX is rolling out its very first spot trading product. This isn’t just any ol’ update-dYdX Labs claims it’s part of a grand plan to dive headfirst into the Solana ecosystem and lure in a fresh batch of users. 🐟🪝
Replying to developer and X feature-watcher Nima Owji on December 10, Musk dropped a characteristically terse update: “It has been launched internally.” Within hours, promoter Mario Nawfal was broadcasting that “X MONEY IS LIVE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, PUBLIC LAUNCH NEXT,” describing the system as “quietly tested by employees and early users while the rest of the world waits for access.” 🤯
Coinbase, those bounders, revealed they’ve chosen Chainlink’s Cross-Chain Interoperability Protocol (CCIP) to power their new bridge, connecting a cool $7 billion in wrapped assets-cbETH, cbBTC, and the ever-charming cbDOGE. A jolly institutional nod to Chainlink’s cross-chain wizardry, what? 🎩✨
Once again, Cardano’s ADA has succumbed to the merciless pull of gravity, plummeting more than 10% over a single day. Perhaps even the gods of crypto are tired of our antics, or perhaps the market simply decided to have a little fun at our expense. 😅
Crypto exchange-traded funds (ETFs) remain a major focus in the digital asset market as Bloomberg ETF analyst Eric Balchunas shared on social media platform X on Dec. 11, highlighting the scale of active crypto exchange-traded product (ETP) registrations. His post centered on the growing number of filings and the competitive landscape forming around them.
XRP isn’t the only crypto sulking today-the entire economy’s teetering below $3T, down 2.85% 📉. Our favorite digital token lost 3.5% vs. the dollar, diving below $2.00 with the grace of a penguin on rollerblades 🐧🛼. Resistance zones? More like resistance zones of heartbreak between $2.05-$2.10. The 1-hour chart? A bloodbath in red, because apparently, traders have a “$2.00 allergy” 💸.
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Binance (BNB), you’re facing more downside pressure than a Brooks movie budget. 💸 Every time you try to break through that 200-day moving average, it’s like hitting a brick wall-or a Brooks script: hilarious but unyielding. 😆 With the market structure weaker than a joke about airline food, you’re looking at a corrective rotation that’ll make your investors say, “What’s up with that?!” 🤷♂️
Bitcoin Treasuries says companies are treating crypto like a buffet-grab a little BTC, a sprinkle of ETH, and gasp even XRP. Why? Because nothing says “long-term strategy” like buying the dip while your stock price does a swan dive 📉🦆. Bonus points if you can say “unrealized losses” without crying.
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