The short-term chart for $DOGE is looking mighty fine. The price has broken through the descending trendline, and the Stochastic RSI has crossed up, signaling some short-term upside price momentum. 🚀 Our first target for this move is $0.18. Get ready for some serious gains!
He emphasized that it is still too soon to implement these plans. The company is still in Phase 1 of its BTC strategy, and who knows, maybe they’re just biding their time, like a cat waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. 🐱
Now, examine the chart with the scrutiny of a historian analyzing the rise and fall of a once-proud dynasty. Since mid-June, XRP had been inching upward, forming what could only be described as a “rising wedge”—a symbol of ambition, of a relentless march forward, albeit squeezed between the unforgiving trendline support and the oppressive weight of moving averages above. The crowd, seeing this, clung to hope. A brief escape—an upward spike past $2.30 on rising volume—was greeted with joy. The masses rejoiced, momentarily forgetting the cruel paradox of financial markets. Perhaps, they thought, this was the breakthrough they had waited for.
According to state-run media outlet RIA Novosti, the registry has already been deployed in key regions with high mining activity and is intended to help authorities better monitor energy usage tied to mining operations. 💡
Here’s the game plan: Binance is putting CELO and its sidekicks (read: tokens you forgot you even bought) in a time-out at 17:00 UTC on July 9, which hopefully gives you enough time to finish nervously Googling, “What happens during a blockchain upgrade?” The real party (and by party, I mean “hard fork,” which sounds intense and a little bit ‘80s) goes down an hour later, at 18:00 UTC. 🕑
Picture this: The numbers coming from the early social token explosion tell a tale so sobering, you’d swear someone spiked the punch at the annual crypto convention. Rally’s market cap plummeted from a staggering $479 million to a humbling $6.8 million—a drop that could make a rock climber feel good about their ability to hang on. And FWB? They fell faster than a lead balloon, nosediving from near $200 to below $1, which was less of a market correction and more of a “please, someone, help this poor platform!”
Meme coins, the darlings of the crypto world, are surging like never before, riding the bullish wave with the tenacity of a stubborn donkey. Backed by the unyielding support of financial titans like JPMorgan and the ever-reliable exchanges, these coins are not just a trend—they are a movement, a revolution, a meme-ocracy! 🌟
But fear not, dear Matriarch, for though they may have flown to distant climes, their hearts remain tethered to the warm and golden nest thou hast so lovingly prepared for them 🏠. The memories of thy tender care, the whispers of thy gentle voice, and the warmth of thy loving touch shall forever be etched upon their souls ❤️.
Bitcoin’s trusty Mayer Multiple sits cool and collected, not one bit overheated, even as BTC hovers dangerously close to its all-time high (someone give this thing a thermometer!).
On the balmy day of July 7, eager crypto enthusiasts across the vast wasteland of X (which used to be Twitter – but let’s not hop on that bandwagon today) were bandying about screenshots of a page that promised a token sale for Pump.fun’s native token, cleverly named PUMP. This delightful affair was proposed to kick off on July 12, featuring a 72-hour initial exchange offering where 150 billion tokens were priced at a mere $0.004 each. This masterstroke purported a raise of $600 million and hinted at a fully diluted valuation of $4 billion. Or, as the common folk would say, “a whole lotta cash!” 💰
