Cryptonews

On a gloriously mundane September 16, 2025, Bitwise Funds Trust submitted a post-effective amendment-because why file just once when you can file again, and again?-for their Stablecoin and Tokenization ETF. The plan: 75 days from ink to reality under the cryptic Rule 485(a)(2). Curiously, the listing exchange and ticker were left as blank slates, perhaps an existential wink to the unpredictability of crypto markets. 🤷‍♂️

The fund, scheduled for a debut sometime between here and the next tea break, vows to pirouette gracefully across Ethereum, Solana, and Stellar. Though, don’t get your knickers in a twist-Galaxy won’t be throwing their whole blockchain brigade at once. Anchorage Digital has nobly volunteered to play custodian, probably because someone has to keep the crypto cookies from disappearing. 🍪

Over on Wall Street, they call it a “rotation.” Meanwhile, Main Street is yelling “Hey! Why is my sandwich now mortgage-worthy?” The DXY index, that infamous scoreboard of dollar muscles, is showing off one of the sharpest slides since someone said “Trust me, it’s fine” to the economy. Exporters are beaming like they just got free snacks; importers? Well, they’re recalculating faster than you can say “tariffs.”

As expected, the usual suspects-Bitcoin and Ethereum-took the lead, showing us once again why they are the top dogs of the crypto world. Bitcoin had a particularly stellar week, attracting a hefty $2.4 billion, its biggest weekly inflow since July. It seems like the sentiment surrounding Bitcoin is as bullish as a charging bull in a china shop. Short-Bitcoin products, on the other hand, weren’t as lucky, with modest outflows pushing their AuM to a humble $86 million. Better luck next time!

Bitcoin’s weekly stochastic RSI has once again raised its hand for the 9th time this round-because apparently, repetition breeds hope.

In the grand theater of finance, Pantera Capital’s maestro, Morehead, declares Solana the jewel in the portfolio crown-$1.1 billion of glittering hope.

Now, this isn’t just a casual handshake between two industry giants. Oh no, Polymarket is officially Stocktwits’ “Prediction Markets Partner” – and according to them, this is one of their biggest moves in history. That’s right, folks, this is history in the making. Or at least, it’s what they’re telling us. 😏

Bitcoin, that venerable old sailor of the digital realm, has sailed far since its humble days of trading 50 $BTC for a pizza. Now, it reigns supreme as the uncontested monarch of cryptocurrencies, its market cap swelling to a staggering $2.30T. Yet, like a grand old ship, it moves with deliberate slowness, processing a mere 7 to 10 transactions per second. Ah, the irony of progress! ⏳

They teamed up with Stocktwits, which is apparently the biggest hangout for US stock investors. Because when I think “reliable source,” I definitely think social media chatrooms. This partnership means Polymarket can now peddle its earnings predictions to a crowd that’s basically 10 million strong, hoping some of them actually know what they’re doing.

This project is basically a meme-filled Minecraft for crypto nerds. 🕹️ Investors can build and upgrade virtual “mining rigs” to earn meme coins like Pepe (PEPE), Fartcoin (FARTCOIN), and other gems. Yes, Fartcoin. Let that sink in. 💨