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Oh, what a lamentable decline! Yet, the investors, those sly foxes, declare it a “healthy reset” rather than weakness. 🧠💸

As if this union were not enough to make one chuckle bitterly, Chainlink’s data streams and those smart, data-hungry promises-oh, the irony!-are now entangled in what they call the Canton Network, a place where the gods of finance & technology conspire over coffee and code. And, of course, they’ve joined some mystical “Scale program,” because nothing says stability like throwing more algorithms into the abyss. ☕🤖

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With adoption climbing faster than a street vendor’s hopes during a festival, stablecoin popularity on the rise, and real-world assets tokenized like they’re trendy collectibles, Lee imagines Ethereum skyrocketing to a dazzling $10,000-$12,000 by the end of 2025. Because, why settle for $4,177 when you can dream bigger? 🚀💸

To trade $XRP is to waltz with a ghost-a specter of past glories. Its swings, once grand, now echo faintly. Yet, the short-term flirtations persist, like a lover who won’t commit. 🕺💔

Fear not, my dears, for UXLink assures us the new smart contract has passed a security audit and will grace the Ethereum mainnet with its presence. The mint-burn function? Gone, darling, gone! No more shenanigans, they promise. 🛡️🤞

CleanSpark, Inc., the company that somehow convinced the world it’s the “America’s Bitcoin Miner,” has been handed a $100 million credit facility by Coinbase Prime. It’s like getting a gold-plated credit card, but instead of a line of credit, you’re pawning off your Bitcoin. Classic.

And then, the plot thickened. Is the Fed starting a new monetary policy cycle or just flirting with the idea? 🤔 Powell’s like, “Our policy is not on a preset course,” which is basically the adult version of “We’re just hanging out.” Cool, cool. Meanwhile, crypto’s over here like, “ARE WE IN OR OUT?!” 💔