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As the crypto cosmos pirouetted into a bullish renaissance, our intrepid trader, with the finesse of a bull in a china shop, reopened a 20x short on XRP, a gambit valued at $17.6 million. His liquidation price? A precarious $2.9155. Alas, XRP, that fickle siren, has since flirted with $2.90, leaving our hero dangling by the thinnest of threads-a mere 0.53% price ascent away from financial oblivion. One almost admires the poetry of such self-inflicted suspense!

In plain English with a splash of showbiz: Ripple’s new partnership with Ondo Finance tokenizes U.S. Treasuries on the XRP Ledger (XRPL). This dynamic duo uses blockchain to give institutional investors access to government debt. Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin will do the heavy lifting, minting and redeeming tokens with the flair of a Broadway finale. 🤑🎭

XRP is attracting strong attention from traders after forming technical patterns that suggest the token may soon surpass the $4 level. Analysts are pointing to chart signals, whale activity, and regulatory momentum as factors that could support an upward move. One might call it the crypto equivalent of a peasant’s dream of a golden goose-or a very expensive goose, if you’re a whale.

Seemingly straight out of a farce, Durov claims an encounter with French intelligence, engendered by a dodgy intermediary who sought to enlist his cooperation in muzzling dissenting Telegram channels within the biting context of the Moldovan elections. Durov’s investigation of these channels led to the inevitable: some were deemed naughty enough to be banished, while a charming promise of favorable whispers for his ongoing court troubles acted as a peculiar sweetener.

In the modern moral play, Adams tweeted from his gilded throne, declaring that financial struggles-those familiar foes-forced his hand. A lack of public funds, they said! Coupled with the fanciful whispers of bribery allegations that danced around his administration, though the federal gavel had already fallen on their dismissal, a delicious irony, indeed!

That also spells good news for the Maxi Doge ($MAXI) presale. With $2.6M+ already in the kitty, a strong Q4 could potentially see this exiting new project explode. 🚀

DeFiLlama’s data reveals Aster’s fees have been climbing faster than a squirrel on a ladder. Why? Because Changpeng Zhao, Binance’s wizard-in-residence, has been whispering spells of success into its ear. And let’s not forget the whales, those aquatic Wall Streets, splashing around with trading volumes that could flood a small country. 🐚📈

Yet, dear reader, let us not forget the week’s tragicomedy: investors, weary as travelers in a desert, gasped as the coin faltered, their hopes crumbling like stale breadcrumbs. Two liquidation spectacles unfolded-a $4 billion dirge for the bulls, a carnival of tears. 🎭

The markets, those fickle judges, now turn their gaze upon the pronouncements from across the Atlantic, scrutinizing American figures as if they hold the key to understanding the universe… or at least the future price of shiny metal. Such faith in numbers, truly.

This revelation, as shocking as it may be to those who still cling to their gold coins and paper bills, underscores a most remarkable global trend towards the integration of digital assets. The United States, Canada, and Turkey, too, have joined this fashionable movement, though they remain but bridesmaids to the bride.