Analysts stand at the crossroads like old shepherds at dusk. Some file their notes with a wary smile; others claim a double top between 0.60 and 0.62, a stubborn knot in the fabric that bears still more weight. “Ethena dipped past 0.61,” writes Ali Martinez, “opening a doorway to 0.50.” The phrase lands with the gravity of a coin softly landing on a wooden table. 😏
Pray, cast thine eyes upon the chart, a masterpiece shared by the esteemed Part-Time Trader, wherein UNI’s antics within a long-term ascending channel are laid bare. Lo, the coin has respected this channel with the fidelity of a courtier to his king, establishing a framework so structural it could rival the grandest of palaces! 🏰 At present, the asset lingers upon a zone of support and resistance, $7.36-$7.73, a level so pivotal it hath dictated directional shifts with the whimsy of a playwright’s pen.
According to the press release, the new service is designed for large, regulated institutions. They can create their own branded platforms for crypto trading while Binance powers everything in the background, like a sly goblin bustling behind a velvet curtain.
But fear not, dear citizens and digital coin hoarders! The crypto cabaret might be losing its star performer, yet the curtain rises on fresh acts under Mamdani’s grand economic spectacle – ambitious enough to make even the Wall Street wizards blink.
Today’s episode of “Watch the CoinDesk 20 Rise and Fall” brings us to a thrilling moment of 3969.18 points, marking an exhilarating 2.2% jump since 4 p.m. ET last Friday! 📈 Oh, the drama! With a gain of +86.07, it’s clear that some assets are waltzing ahead while others… not so much. 😏
Here’s the deal: Web3 startups are like hitchhikers on a galaxy without a guidebook. Getting real users before your token generation event (TGE) is like trying to find a decent cup of tea in the Milky Way-nearly impossible. Cost per acquisition? Through the roof. Community building? Slower than a Vogon reading poetry. And advertising on Meta, Google, or X? Good luck with those licenses, mate. 🚫
Now, with 2025’s final quarter just beginning, traders are wondering, could this be the setup for another explosive run? Probably not. But who’s counting? 🤯
Now, let’s get technical for a moment-don’t worry, we won’t make it too boring! Solana’s price has been doing the “bull pennant shuffle” on lower timeframes. Fancy, right? It’s a consolidation pattern, and guess what? It might just mean that the price is about to break out. All eyes are on the $198 to $202 range-if that holds, we could be back on track to reclaim the $210 mark, then march straight to $215 and $220. Sounds like a bit of a rollercoaster, but hey, who doesn’t like a good thrill? 🎢
Let it be known that this bill, styled the Crypto-Asset Market Act, seeks to align Poland with the EU’s grand vision-a vision so bureaucratic it makes the construction of the Tower of Babel seem a model of efficiency. Henceforth, crypto service providers must grovel before the Komisja Nadzoru Finansowego (KNF), that most patient of gatekeepers, and beg for licenses, lest they face fines of 10 million zlotys or, heaven forbid, two years in a prison cell. 🗝️
In October, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission will flip through six spot XRP ETF proposals between the 18th and the 25th, as if speed-dating the future of money. If anyone green-lights one, XRP will join Bitcoin and Ethereum on the U.S.-listed ETF stage. Spoiler: I’m rooting for the snacks, not the outcome. 😅
