So, FalconX clients can now go full Bridget Jones with up to 5× leverage on Hyperliquid. Yes, it’s like that time Bridget thought she could handle five glasses of wine and still look dignified. Spoiler: DeFi is about to get messy.
Apparently, this SOPR thingy is now hovering around 0.96, down from a giddy 1.16 in July 2025. Analysts (aka the doom-mongers) are waving their hands frantically, shouting, “It’s just like 2021-2022 all over again!” Back then, SOPR stayed below 1.00 for months, trapping XRP in a financial straitjacket. Because, you know, nothing says “fun” like a prolonged period of accumulation. Pass the champagne… or maybe just the antacids.
Michaël van de Poppe casts a wary star over the scene. “The current valuation of altcoins against gold is the lowest it has ever been… The RSI has turned to 25 on the weekly timeframe. This has never happened,” he writes, suggesting that the lone analogue is a distant, unwelcome memory of the COVID crash. With spot gold near that ceremonial five thousand, the ratio now serves as a stern scoreboard, reminding us how far the more delicate crypto ventures have lagged the dependable metal.
Ah, poor Dogecoin, embroiled in a critical duel at the fateful $0.09370.
South Korea’s financial regulator is thoroughly investigating the cryptocurrency exchange Bithumb following a significant error where approximately $43 billion worth of Bitcoin was mistakenly sent to the wrong recipients last week. Authorities responded quickly, signaling their worry about the potential impact on the financial market.
At the heart of the matter lies the hotly debated topic of interest-paying stablecoins. Ah yes, nothing like a good financial debate to get the blood boiling! The crypto zealots assert that offering a yield is merely a logical progression towards constructing an efficient financial utopia-where every citizen can frolic in the meadows of modern finance. Companies such as Coinbase, having raked in a staggering $355 million from stablecoins alone in the third quarter of 2025, champion this cause with all the fervor of a preacher at a revival.
In a twist of irony worthy of a stage play, Buterin has shifted his pitch. Instead of presenting Ethereum as the express lane to super-intelligent AI, he now critiques the very framing of the discourse. To him, the pursuit of “working on AGI” resembles a hollow promise, a shiny object that seduces with power but neglects the essence of purpose.
The crypto peasants, ever trusting, ever naive, fell prey to the cunning schemes of address poisoning and signature phishing in January. The Scam Sniffer, a modern-day Cassandra, warned of the impending doom, yet the masses, like lemmings to the sea, marched blindly to their financial ruin.
“XION becomes the first blockchain to store email verification keys on-chain. Combined with protocol-level zero-knowledge verification, you can now prove any claim from your email without revealing the email itself,” the announcement stated, which is a sentence that makes you nod slowly as if you’ve just discovered a philosophical loophole in a spreadsheet.
The Aave-Maple liaison, a tryst that blossomed in the halcyon days of September-October 2025, first on Ethereum Core and its Plasma offshoot. A modest beginning, testing the waters of liquidity and the appetites of credit-starved souls. By 2026, the affair had grown bolder, spreading its tentacles to Base, that Layer-2 haven of efficiency and ambition.
