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Enter Mr. Darkfost, the top analyst with a penchant for drama, who whispers of a “major shift” beneath the surface. Ah yes, the Great Jellybean Bank of Bitcoin’s open interest-once a glittering tower of confidence-has been reduced to a soggy crumb. Since the infamous “Great Jellybean Splat” on October 10, where $10 billion vanished like magic tricks at a toddler’s birthday party, leverage has been playing hide-and-seek. The 30-day decline? A record-breaking slump worthy of a standing ovation… from the ghost of greed past.

According to their Thursday sermon-er, announcement-the mystical data will start shimmering into view within a couple of weeks. Just type your question like a genius, and behold the shiftings of fate-most of which will be as unpredictable as your grandma’s opinion on TikTok. 🎱

According to the wizards at CryptoQuant, the Bull Score indicator hit rock bottom on Thursday. Analysts are now waving their arms frantically, shouting that immediate action is needed to prevent a prolonged slump. Because, you know, nothing says “fun” like a financial rollercoaster. 🎢

More than $104 billion in old Bitcoin has moved since 2024, and it’s got people arguing if the OGs are leaving the market for good or if traders are just having a field day.

Aster (ASTER), the plucky little coin, has been holding its ground above the $1 psychological level, which is more than can be said for some of us after a night at the pub. Recent volatility has been like a Discworld winter-unpredictable and a bit chilly. But hey, early signs of stabilization are here, and futures open interest is climbing like a climber with a climbing habit. Traders are positioning for a breakout, though whether it’s a breakout of joy or despair remains to be seen. 🤔🎢

XRP (XRP) price is now eyeing the $2.00 HTF support like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. After a sharp decline from the $2.72 resistance, it’s time for a dramatic retest. And guess what? Early signs of demand are popping up like daisies in a field of existential dread. Could this be the bottom? Only the universe knows-and it’s not answering its phone. 🤷

Google gave us a sneak peek at Ironwood during the Google Cloud Next ’25 shindig in April, and now it’s opening the floodgates. They’re pitching it as the chip for the “age of inference,” where models need to think, respond, and generate faster than a kid grabbing the last slice of cake. 🍰

Tokyo-based Metaplanet Inc. has decided to play financial tightrope walker. They’ve borrowed $100M against their existing Bitcoin holdings to buy more BTC, all while Bitcoin’s price is “on sale” at $102K. It’s like buying a house with a mortgage while the real estate market’s in a midlife crisis. 🏠💸

This dance of despair repeats itself daily: a hopeful leap, a bearish yawn. Why? Because the market’s balance sheet reads like a tragicomedy-buyers and sellers arguing over who gets the last crumb of cake.

Mr. Robert Pasicko, the esteemed leader of UNDP’s financial technology team, AltFinLab, has deigned to share with CryptoMoon (a publication of some repute, we are assured) that this noble organization shall establish both an educational program and an advisory body for government officials. All this, mind you, within the grand halls of UN City in Copenhagen, Denmark. 🏛️