Here’s the deal: Web3 startups are like hitchhikers on a galaxy without a guidebook. Getting real users before your token generation event (TGE) is like trying to find a decent cup of tea in the Milky Way-nearly impossible. Cost per acquisition? Through the roof. Community building? Slower than a Vogon reading poetry. And advertising on Meta, Google, or X? Good luck with those licenses, mate. 🚫
Now, with 2025’s final quarter just beginning, traders are wondering, could this be the setup for another explosive run? Probably not. But who’s counting? 🤯
Now, let’s get technical for a moment-don’t worry, we won’t make it too boring! Solana’s price has been doing the “bull pennant shuffle” on lower timeframes. Fancy, right? It’s a consolidation pattern, and guess what? It might just mean that the price is about to break out. All eyes are on the $198 to $202 range-if that holds, we could be back on track to reclaim the $210 mark, then march straight to $215 and $220. Sounds like a bit of a rollercoaster, but hey, who doesn’t like a good thrill? 🎢
Let it be known that this bill, styled the Crypto-Asset Market Act, seeks to align Poland with the EU’s grand vision-a vision so bureaucratic it makes the construction of the Tower of Babel seem a model of efficiency. Henceforth, crypto service providers must grovel before the Komisja Nadzoru Finansowego (KNF), that most patient of gatekeepers, and beg for licenses, lest they face fines of 10 million zlotys or, heaven forbid, two years in a prison cell. 🗝️
In October, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission will flip through six spot XRP ETF proposals between the 18th and the 25th, as if speed-dating the future of money. If anyone green-lights one, XRP will join Bitcoin and Ethereum on the U.S.-listed ETF stage. Spoiler: I’m rooting for the snacks, not the outcome. 😅
As the crypto cosmos pirouetted into a bullish renaissance, our intrepid trader, with the finesse of a bull in a china shop, reopened a 20x short on XRP, a gambit valued at $17.6 million. His liquidation price? A precarious $2.9155. Alas, XRP, that fickle siren, has since flirted with $2.90, leaving our hero dangling by the thinnest of threads-a mere 0.53% price ascent away from financial oblivion. One almost admires the poetry of such self-inflicted suspense!
In plain English with a splash of showbiz: Ripple’s new partnership with Ondo Finance tokenizes U.S. Treasuries on the XRP Ledger (XRPL). This dynamic duo uses blockchain to give institutional investors access to government debt. Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin will do the heavy lifting, minting and redeeming tokens with the flair of a Broadway finale. 🤑🎭
XRP is attracting strong attention from traders after forming technical patterns that suggest the token may soon surpass the $4 level. Analysts are pointing to chart signals, whale activity, and regulatory momentum as factors that could support an upward move. One might call it the crypto equivalent of a peasant’s dream of a golden goose-or a very expensive goose, if you’re a whale.
Seemingly straight out of a farce, Durov claims an encounter with French intelligence, engendered by a dodgy intermediary who sought to enlist his cooperation in muzzling dissenting Telegram channels within the biting context of the Moldovan elections. Durov’s investigation of these channels led to the inevitable: some were deemed naughty enough to be banished, while a charming promise of favorable whispers for his ongoing court troubles acted as a peculiar sweetener.
In the modern moral play, Adams tweeted from his gilded throne, declaring that financial struggles-those familiar foes-forced his hand. A lack of public funds, they said! Coupled with the fanciful whispers of bribery allegations that danced around his administration, though the federal gavel had already fallen on their dismissal, a delicious irony, indeed!
