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The heart of this drama lies in the contentious OP_RETURN policy update, a script path so fraught with potential it could make even the most stoic developer weep. 🥲 Bitcoin Core, in its infinite wisdom, has raised the default -datacarriersize limit to a staggering 100,000 bytes, allowing multiple data-carrier outputs in a single transaction. Fear not, dear node operators, for you may still revert to the old ways with -datacarriersize=83, a lifeline thrown to the traditionalists. But oh, the aggregate size limit! It looms like a specter, haunting all OP_RETURN outputs in a transaction. 👻

Still, one must concede – the gloom is lifting. The doleful dirge of downtrend may, *just may*, be giving way to a jaunty little ditty of recovery. Cue violins, or at the very least, a softly warbling CMF.

Lo and behold, in the bewitching city of the United States, a certain enterprise by the name of Marathon Digital has embarked on a most curious quest – to hoard 400 BTC at the cost of $46 million, a sum so grand it could make a Tsar’s coffers weep with envy! 🥲 Gold? Silver? No, … Read more

Now, what’s the lark behind this delightful about-face after that beastly selloff?

Dogecoin vaults upward, propelled by the sinister allure of volume fourfold and the whispers of moneyed lords. Yet, beneath this carnival, traders clutch their charts and pray for it to hold above $0.22-otherwise, it’s back to the abyss at $0.20, forever chasing that elusive dream of easy riches.

From the absurd mire of meme coin mania-oh, that glorious madness with coins like Trump Coin-to the gleaming realms of DeFi, AI, and those fancy RWAs, Solana snatched revenue streams Ethereum fumbled like a fumbling apprentice in the forge of fortune. A sardonic report from the wise 21Shares lays it bare, dripping with irony. 🌐💰

The survey, conducted among the wise elders of asset kingdoms, reveals that digital assets aren’t just the rebellious teenagers of finance anymore; they’re strutting into the hall of maturity, no longer content with being a side show but aiming to be the main act. Suddenly, crypto isn’t just about rollercoaster rides and memes; it’s becoming the main course at their investment buffet.

In an exclusive weekend revelation, Kiyosaki painted a picture so grim it makes Halloween look like a carnival. He suggests that Baby Boomers’ retirement funds are about to be turned into digital dust-a catastrophe so epic it could make the fall of the Roman Empire look like a minor pancake accident.

In the profound wisdom of Namdar, BNB is not just another token; it’s “the most overlooked blue-chip in the market.” He believes the token’s current rally is the culmination of years of “underappreciated fundamentals” finally breaking free from their shackles. Apparently, the market was just too busy gawking at other tokens to notice what BNB has been quietly building. 😏

Bitcoin’s eyeing a $114K squeeze-because why not? 🤑