Crypto Crash: October Bearishness Hits Hard, Altcoins Crushed Underfoot

The crypto market endured yet another soul-crushing sell-off on Thursday, with altcoins cratering like they were the Titanic and the iceberg had just arrived. BTC and ETH are starting to flirt with support levels, like they’re trying to decide if they want to dive deeper into despair or just hang around for a bit.

The Dogecoin Comeback: Is a $0.7 Moonshot on the Horizon? 🚀🔥

On the social media platform X (formerly Twitter, but now with more confusion), Baarut dished out a detailed analysis of Dogecoin’s recent behaviour-think of it as the crypto version of a weather forecast, but instead of rain, you get bullish signals. Despite some nasty dumps and COVID-level sell-offs, Doge bounced back with resilience-like that one friend that still turns up to the pub even after a few bad nights out. Now, the price has paused, gathered its strength, and formed what Baarut calls a “liquidity zone” around the price tag of $0.19319. Which is fancy talk for: “This is where the smart traders have decided to play their hand.”

Bitcoin’s Quantum Risk: Former Pharma Exec Martin Shkreli Says Shor’s Algorithm Is the One to Watch

During the Bitcoin Rails podcast #38 with Isabel Foxen Duke, Martin Shkreli opened up the whole quantum can of worms. Now, before you go running off screaming about the end of Bitcoin, he made it clear: quantum won’t be replacing your Nvidia graphics card anytime soon. But-when it comes to Shor’s algorithm and Bitcoin? Well, that’s where it gets spicy. 🥵

California Just Decided to Babysit Your Forgotten Bitcoin-No, Really 🍑💸

The law? A spicy remix of unclaimed property rules. Now, if your Bitcoin’s been chilling in an exchange for three years without a text, call, or login from you, California will swoop in and hold it… in its original form. 🤯 Imagine your grandma selling your vintage vinyl for cash without asking. 🎶💔 Other states do that. California? Nah, they’re “holding” it like a squirrel with a nut stash. 🐿️🥜

BlackRock Bets Big on Crypto: Stablecoin Fund Will Revolutionize the Market!

The timing, of course, couldn’t be more perfect. With a shiny new US law reshaping stablecoin regulations, some major players in the crypto industry will likely benefit from this much-needed dose of transparency and regulation. It’s almost like the Wild West is getting a proper sheriff. Or, you know, a *compliance officer*. 🕵️‍♀️