The 1-hour chart reveals a clear breakdown from the $112,000 level, with strong selling momentum dominating recent sessions. While a brief period of sideways consolidation has emerged near the $103,000 level, the price action remains highly reactive to sell-side pressure. 🦴💸
Uchida’s words dripped with bureaucratic caution, yet beneath the ice lay a flicker of ambition. The business climate, he claimed, is “improving”-a dubious claim if ever there was one, especially while U.S. tariffs gnaw at exports like a sly fox. 🦊
They must, with Herculean effort, reclaim the Future Trend Channel at $240, lest they be consigned to the annals of financial farce. A tall order, indeed! 🏰
Exactly one week ago, Ripple’s token-proudly crashing below the $2 threshold-became a symbol of market collapse. Bulls, in their fleeting hopes, rallied to push it above $2.60-just long enough to make fools of themselves-before the merciless bears took the stage once more, dragging XRP down to a morose $2.21, a 9% daily fall and a staggering 21% plunge for the week. The charts scream despair, and even the most optimistic analysts whisper warnings of an even deeper descent. Lark Davis, the prophet of doom, suggests XRP might tumble below $2 if it fails to close the week above $2.80, while CRYPTOWZRD ominously warns that Bitcoin’s collapse could whet the appetite of the bear parade, which now hunts at $105,000-down 5% in a single day. Meanwhile, the deluded bulls dream of gobbling up GTreasury for a billion dollars, hoping this madness will spur the token to $1,000-an epic whimsy as believable as pigs flying.
Solana is now live on the Uniswap Web App 🦄
(Yes, you read that right)
After a October that started with more turbulence than a budget airline flight, traders are now staring at Bitcoin and XRP like they’re contestants in a reality show. Who will break out first? Will it be the stoic Bitcoin or the unpredictable XRP? Place your bets, folks! 🎲
With a flourish of bureaucratic bravado, 21Shares has petitioned the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) for its 21Shares 2x Long HYPE ETF. This audacious fund aspires to deliver twice the daily returns of Hyperliquid, offering a gilded gateway to the DeFi token. Should it receive approval, it would be the first U.S.-listed leveraged ETF to track the fees and perpetual market performance of a live DeFi protocol-a feat as remarkable as it is dubious. 🏛️✨
The Fed’s internal squabble is like a barnyard brawl, with inflation coolin’ off and the labor market lookin’ about as sturdy as a three-legged stool. Traders are twiddlin’ their thumbs, knowin’ the Fed’s move could either grease the wheels or throw sand in ‘em for risk assets down the road. 🌪️
As the winds of fortune blow ever so favorably, we must reflect upon the official proclamation of October the 17th, whereby Upbit, the illustrious South Korean exchange of grand repute, declared its intention to list ZORA with trading pairs against KRW, BTC, and USDT upon the Base network. How delightful! 📈
Gold (XAU), a traditional store of value but also a “non-productive” asset, has surged to a market capitalization exceeding $30 trillion in 2025, dwarfing digital gold, bitcoin, and U.S.-listed tech giants alike.
