“We see Strategy’s obsession with Bitcoin, its narrow-minded business focus, and the feeble fortress of its risk buffer as delightful weaknesses,” whispered the rating spirits on a Monday perhaps filled with too much coffee and too little hope. 😅
It’s like having a safety net made of tokenized assets and stablecoins. These handy little creations help keep Ethereum’s market cap nice and stable, even when the crypto world is acting like it’s in a perpetual mid-life crisis. 💸
Data from South Korea’s Financial Supervisory Service (FSS) reveals a veritable ballet of capital movements, each step more audacious than the last. 🕺💸
“This is the grandest bubble since the Dutch tulip mania,” he declared, sipping coffee like it might fortify his soul against the coming storm. “Inflation has returned, and the printing presses are out of ink. The free lunch is over. Or rather, it’s been replaced by a menu of despair.”
According to the oh-so-reliable Echo Sonar platform (sounds fancy, doesn’t it?), the bids came in so fast that the token hit its ceiling price of $0.0999 before you could blink. That’s a fully diluted valuation of $999 million. Yep, you read that right. Close your jaw. It’s probably broken by now.
In the grand theater of Bitcoin, recovery stumbles at $118,000 like an old uncle at a wedding, yet if bulls prevail, they might poke at the dusty all-time high of $126,199. 🙄
So, what’s in the treasure chest? A tidy 3,313,069 ETH, 192 bitcoin (BTC), an $88 million stake in Eightco Holdings, and $305 million in cash just sitting there doing nothing. Can someone say “slush fund”? 🤑 According to their Chairman, Tom Lee, their crypto hoard represents around 2.8% of the total ethereum supply. Apparently, they’re halfway to the “alchemy of 5%” – sounds like some wizardry, doesn’t it? 🧙♂️
Bitcoin is back above $115K, and retail traders are roaring back to life
With Bitcoin’s price aloft, the market doth don a bullish visage, and the traders, those merry rogues, rejoice! 🦬 The recent ascent hath breathed life into the coffers of many a holder, their coins now bathed in the golden light of profitability. Darkfost, that sage of CryptoQuant, doth proclaim that the percentage of Bitcoin’s supply in profit riseth once more, a harbinger of renewed market merriment. 🎭
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