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Behold, the grand asset managers, those high priests of capital, now descend upon the Bitcoin holders with the fervor of missionaries. They preach the gospel of Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs), a sacred rite of passage where digital wealth is transmuted into the leaden currency of Wall Street. Through the arcane ritual of in-kind transfers, they promise to deliver the unruly Bitcoin into the orderly folds of regulated finance, all without the sin of selling. A miracle, indeed! 🙏

The company is already making moves, partnering with UTXO to secure its first investment. They’ve got a plan to keep stacking BTC like it’s going out of style. But, spoiler alert: the entire sector is shaking under the weight of regulatory issues and stock dilution concerns. In other words, aifinyo might not make it to 10,000 BTC if things go sideways. But hey, it’s just a small risk.

The company recently confirmed that they will no longer offer software or security updates, which means your fancy new device is basically being left to fend for itself against the dark corners of the internet. “Compatibility with new software or services cannot be guaranteed,” they said. Translation: good luck with that TikTok update. 🥳

On Tuesday, Oct. 21, under the pale glow of a waning moon, Ardoino likened USDT’s growth to a digital rose without a thorn, tweeting: “USDT’s journey to 500 million users in one chart. Programmable money: the ultimate social network. A peer-to-peer construct that transports both information and value-like a blockchain-based Cupid, but with fewer arrows and more spreadsheets.”

Bitcoin has, rather unsurprisingly, gone up by 2.34% in the past 24 hours. It’s now trading around $113,734, with a little help from a fresh surge of institutional inflows and a general sense that the world might not implode quite yet. Ethereum, that ever-fluctuating wonder, is up by nearly 3%, crossing $4,089, while XRP is strutting its stuff, up more than 2% at $2.51. Solana, the cryptographic underdog, has climbed over 4%, reaching $197, like a marathon runner sprinting toward the finish line with a snack in hand. 🏃‍♂️💨

Cuomo’s proposal involves creating a “Chief Innovation Officer” and an “Innovation Council” for AI, biotech, and blockchain. Because nothing says “visionary leadership” like outsourcing your brain to a panel of executives who probably still think “blockchain” is a new type of yoga mat.

ETH is currently trading just shy of its “former glory” peak, which is basically crypto’s version of a “this is fine” dog meme. According to Cryptocium, the price action looks like a TikTok duet with 2020’s rally. Both times, ETH paused at resistance like it was waiting for a DM from Vitalik to say “go.” But let’s be real-Vitalik’s probably busy eating avocado toast. 🥑

So, the Shiba Inu ecosystem is supposedly flipping directions. 🧭 Investors are taking their tokens off exchanges and putting them in staking or private wallets. Less selling pressure, they say. Like that’s a bad thing? Who doesn’t love a little less pressure? But let’s be real-it’s like taking your car off the road because you’re “confident” it’ll run better in the garage. 🚗💨 Makes total sense. Not.

Picture this: Monday, October 20, and Strategy drops a bombshell filing like it’s no big deal. They scooped up another 168 $BTC at a cool $112K each, shelling out $18.8M. I mean, who hasn’t done that mid-afternoon binge? 🎩💸