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Following a dramatic 91% drop from its September levels, the Pepe coin has rebounded modestly, trading near $0.0000072 as of late October 2025. 📉➡️📈

Now, you’d think a room full of suits and senators would be as dull as a butter knife, but oh no-this shindig turned hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth. Sources, who shall remain as anonymous as a masked bandit, claim the air got thicker than molasses in January. 🤬

In a stunning twist of justice, 45-year-old Armbrust was handed three years’ probation-not for robbing a bank, but for hijacking AWS credentials like a cyber cowboy. 🤠💻 “It’s not a crime if the cloud pays you!” he probably whispered to his mining scripts before 7 a.m. every day.

Cardano’s privacy-focused sidechain Midnight has hit a milestone. Hooray! 🎉 But it seems the crypto market had other plans, turning a potential celebration into an awkward, uncomfortable silence. Seriously, you couldn’t make this up.

In the labyrinth of fluctuating markets, Cardano emerges as a beacon-or so the tale goes. The capitalists, with their gilded wallets, are pouring capital into this blockchain as if it were the last lifeboat on a sinking ship. Mintern, the so-called “Chief Meme Officer” (CMO) of Minswap, proclaims that the average transaction size has ballooned to over $100,000 in the past month. 🧐 Ah, the whales are feasting, and the little fish are left to wonder: are we next on the menu?

The exchange, it seems, is now valued at a staggering $15 billion, a figure that would make even the most stoic Russian landowner blush. And yet, as with all things in this frenzied world of finance, the appetite for more remains insatiable. Fortune, that fickle mistress, initially whispered of this windfall last month, but only now do we learn the names of the benefactors. 🕵️♂️

For one glorious month – from October 1st to 31st, 2025 – brave souls can venture into the Grand Atrium and pretend they’re serious art collectors. Not just looking at art, mind you, but redefining what “ownership” means-because in Dubai, if you’re not changing the game with a splash of blockchain, are you even trying?

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In the fine month of October, the FCA went on a rampage, throwing many a warning like a well-armed squirrel defending its nut stash, targeting sites such as Elite Bit Markets, Nexure Gainbit, Plux Crypto, and HTX-you know, the usual suspects that make you question the good sense of humanity. 😏

Read leverage like a fortune-teller reads tea leaves. Extreme funding? Rising open interest? That’s not genius-it’s a trap in the making. 🕳️