The episode, creatively titled “Sickofancy,” is a masterclass in satire. It features a parade of tech executives, all eager to win Trump’s favor by showering him with gifts and praise. It’s like a modern-day court of kings, but with more Bitcoin and less chivalry. 🤑
Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain alchemy, reveals Ethereum’s futures volume has surged past Bitcoin’s, leaving BTC to sulk in the corner like a forgotten jester. The chart? A Picasso of chaos, where ETH’s dominance soars while BTC’s crumbles. 🖼️📉
One cannot but marvel at Ripple’s boldness-backing an automated scheme that aspires to a most unfashionable ambition: apprehending criminals before they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains. “How proactive!” one cries. The short explanation: Beacon endeavours to foil villains before they purchase that suspicious yacht. 🛥️
On August 21, in a move that screams “we’ve read your tax returns,” OKX Singapore announced this glittering product. It offers accredited investors a golden ticket 🎟️ to staking rewards from Ethereum, Solana, Aptos, and Sui-all wrapped in the cozy blanket of regulatory approval from the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS). Truly, a masterpiece of marketing: solving the woes of the rich by removing the pesky need to understand technology themselves. Who knew compliance could be so… luxurious?
SOL technical chart setups converge on the $260 price target. Yes, you read that right!
A man, in a room, lays bare the arithmetic. It is not a prophecy, but a gear in the clock. When one firm meets the cold, unfeeling criteria, the index must swallow it whole. This is not about belief. It is about gravity.
According to the wise announcement from Coinbase Assets, more splendid than a peacock boasting its feathers, World Liberty Financial USD (USD1) has glided gracefully onto the exchange’s roadmap. They were kind enough to include the token’s contract address, though I dare say, one might need a magnifying glass to decipher it! With a flourish, the company kindly disclosed:
The historic expansion ushers in Aave V3, bringing its lending and borrowing infrastructure to a whole new crowd of users who might have previously felt left out of the DeFi party. It’s like Aave decided to throw a potluck dinner, and Aptos was the new neighbor who got an invite. 🍽️
Ripple (XRP) has been on a rollercoaster, dropping to $2.82 before recovering to $2.93. Because nothing says “I’m stable” like a 11% weekly drop. 🎢
Alas, said the perspicacious Cleveland Fed President, “The current data speaks naught of a lovely September ease,” during her tranquil discourse with Yahoo News amidst the picturesque backdrop of Wyoming. Remember that place? Where cowboys roam and inflation shrieks! 🤠
