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📅 On Oct. 30, the Bitcoin DeFi maestro, Lombard Finance, dropped a bombshell: they’ve nabbed the core infrastructure of BTC.b, the Avalanche network’s Bitcoin crown jewel. 🎖️

If ADA falls below $0.60, we might be looking at a catastrophic sell-off, which could push the price all the way down to $0.515. It’s like watching a plane slowly spiral towards the ground. 🙃

Two of these tokens are being snatched up like candy corn at a discount, while one’s being bought with the confidence of a kid who’s positive the Tooth Fairy’s real. Let’s peek into the cauldron…

The pardon restored his full civil and business rights, allowing a potential return to Binance’s leadership. Because nothing says “trust me” like a convicted felon getting a fresh start. 🕵️‍♂️

As of Thursday, ethereum (ETH) hovers at $3,781, a pale specter descending 4.99% in a day and 2.63% weekly, as futures open interest swells to a chilling $47.49 billion, per coinglass.com stats. The market, a trick-or-treat bag of risk, brims with restless energy. 🕯️

According to Cryptorank, November has been Bitcoin’s “golden mine” for over a decade. Remember 2013? A 453.9% surge in four weeks? That’s more like a cryptocurrency Christmas. 🎄🔥 Still, if you’re selling now, you’re basically saying, “I trust my gut more than 10 years of data. What could go wrong?” 🤔

BONK has slumped 3.8% in the last 24 hours to $0.00001402, its Solana-based dreams of glory momentarily dashed. 🌙✨ The meme coin couldn’t hold onto its recent rebound, proving once again that even in the crypto world, pride goeth before a fall. 😇

Bitcoin is diving like it’s on an Olympic trampoline after the Fed cut interest rates. Classic, right?

Pi Network Ventures, with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered that his umbrella is now a cryptocurrency wallet, has completed its inaugural investment-backing OpenMind with all the flair of a Victorian gentleman presenting a rose to a mechanical parrot. This strategic partnership, if one can call it that, aims to create a network of intelligent machines. And let us not forget, both parties insist on open systems and decentralized infrastructure at all times, as if the very thought of a centralized server were a heinous crime. The joint effort, much like a well-choreographed quadrille, links two communities with the grace of a well-timed pun. Their shared vision? That blockchain might just be the answer to life, the universe, and everything-or at least a decent cup of tea. ☕

Behold, the great whale herds! They are not roaring into the fray but rather tiptoeing, like cats with stolen sausages, into select tokens where selling pressure wanes and technical setups gleam like polished armor. Data whispers of three such tokens, where whale accumulation has surged since the Fed’s timid gesture-each a potential harbinger of fortune in November’s storm.