Reddit and X are ablaze with whispers that “the meme era is over,” and even the most optimistic analysts are casting doubt on their shiny appeal. Perhaps our beloved meme tokens are just taking a prolonged nap, or maybe they’ve simply moved on to less obvious pastures-like AI meme farms. 🤔
Binance, that paragon of trust and stability, will support the token swap, redenomination, and rebranding of ai16z (AI16Z) to elizaOS (ELIZAOS) starting November 6, 2025. During this period, trading of AI16Z will be temporarily suspended on Binance Alpha 2.0, and all AI16Z tokens will be automatically converted to ELIZAOS at a 1:6 ratio. The process … Read more
Recall, dear reader, the days when onchain fees barely whispered past $2 billion. Now, they roar-a lion of utility, unshackled from the 2021 hype circus. 🎪✨ Fewer clowns, more clerks. Fewer bubbles, more bread.
The well-known cosmic traders at Coinbase, in a moment of millennial awe or perhaps in the hope of extra-terrestrial recognition, have delivered stellar third-quarter results. They’ve gone on a crypto shopping spree, stockpiling Bitcoin like it’s the next Big Bang. It seems their grand vision of the “everything app” may actually include time travel or universal peace-it’s hard to say.
They’re playing their cards close to their feathery chests about how long this pilot will run-or whether there’s a secret handshake involved for evaluation criteria. Who knows?
The Bitcoin ETP, a sinuous creation by CoinShares (for whom the very name must be a dance of alchemical pride), shelters BTC as its “underlying asset.” A phrase so clinical it makes one yearn for the days of cathedral-window metaphors. The ETP, however, shall arrive not as a prince, but as a delivery-only trooper: “execution-only,” in banking parlance, which translates to: “Buy it yourself, dear sir or madam! Our advice is as scarce as sunny days in Helsinki.” 🧊
This deepening scarcity is practically begging for attention, and guess what? The data’s throwing up red flags. Large-scale investors are scooping up these precious coins, setting up a potential supply shock. It’s like a game of musical chairs, and no one wants to be the one left standing. 🎶💰
Ah, but whispers stir! On-chain omens and cryptic charts now murmur: the duel between buyers and sellers may soon climax! Shall we dance with the devil… or the angel? 🤔
