Wedson’s hot take is based on a “simple but powerful observation”-which is just a fancy way of saying he noticed a pattern. According to him, the same statistical tango that made Bitcoin moon in 2017 and 2021 is happening again. The model, which analyzes moving averages like a Wall Street astrologer, claims the current rally is just getting warmed up. 🌡️
The leading Cardano network, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of bearish sentiment, has witnessed a meteoric rise in its adjusted on-chain volume. A recent report, as if penned by a prophet of the digital age, reveals this astonishing growth. Even as ADA tumbles to the $0.60 mark, the network’s resilience is as unyielding as the Kremlin walls. 🏰📈
Stellar, ever the eager suitor, joins the Chainlink Scale program, integrating Chainlink’s key solutions with a fervor that borders on the poetic. A press release, that modern-day herald, proclaims this alliance to the world. 📜
Tether’s Q3 2025 attestation confirms over $10 billion in year-to-date profit. The detailed report indicates a record exposure to U.S Treasuries. In particular, this massive investment amounted to $135 billion in total value. Therefore, Tether is now truly known as one of the most profitable private businesses in the world. Furthermore, excess reserves successfully maintain a strong financial buffer of $6.8 billion.
As asset tokenization picks up momentum across real estate, debt, and treasuries, one segment remains largely untapped: equity. Still, despite its complexity, this market has significant potential, especially in the private equity space. Or, as Gogol might say, “A land of endless possibilities, if only the paperwork weren’t so absurd.” 📜
Zcash (ZEC), the privacy coin with more secrets than a small-town gossip, has hit an eight-year high. That’s right, folks-it’s like the underdog finally winning the race, even if it took a decade to tie its shoelaces. This move isn’t just a blip; it’s a full-on market structure break on the monthly chart, the kind that makes technical analysts weep with joy. For the first time in what feels like forever, Zcash has formed a higher high, proving it’s not just a one-trick pony. 🐎
Ethereum is currently test-driving its support level around 0.0325 BTC in the ETH/BTC pair. This number happens to sit comfortably with the 20-week moving average, which has been a rather sturdy cushion for ETH in past cycles. The ever-wise Michaël van de Poppe has lovingly dubbed this the “ideal zone for buys.” Oh, how thrilling! He suggests ETH is just begging to be part of your portfolio. Go on, add it, I dare you.
Imagine this: ETF, ETF, ETF! Not a band, folks, but the Magic Carpet Ride that could lift DOGE into your investment portfolio faster than you can say “To the moon!” Three of these flamboyant funds have already spilled out of the incubator, with one – the glamorous DOJE- already strutting on the streets, raking in over $31 million like it’s Monopoly money. And the others? Well, let’s just say they’re waiting in line like it’s the hottest concert of the decade-SEC included, still debating whether DOGE is a real investment or just a clever way to sign up for dogecoin-nerd-dom. 🐕💸
In the grand theater of cryptocurrency, volatility twirls like a cosmic dance, as investors-those eternal romantics-ponder the divine, yet sometimes laughably mundane, impact of SEC whispers and ETF adventures.