On October 28, Uphold casually dropped the bombshell that it would let you borrow against your precious XRP, Ethereum, Bitcoin, and USD Coin. And they’re so confident in the market right now that they think crypto will make your loans more valuable. 💅
On the first day of November, Pillows, in a post most sagacious, revealed the secrets of Coinglass’s liquidity heatmap. Behold, the upper band, stretching from $3,900 to $4,200, doth teem with limit orders, as traders lie in wait, ready to sell like merchants at a flea market! 🛍️ This, dear reader, is the resistance zone, a fortress that bulls must breach if they hope to ascend to glory.
In a Polymarket wager that has seen a staggering £106 million in volume, the 40th governor of California, Mr. Gavin Newsom, holds the second place with 21% odds and £1.53 million in market volume, though he has slipped a point from his previous standing. Tsk, tsk. 📉
This clash erupted in the digital wildfire after Warren’s draught of digital dissent on October 23, following Zhao’s miraculous pardon by the presidential alchemist, stirring anew the tempest of crypto dominion and the insidious dance of politics in the marketplace of electronic specters.
And on the flip side, DoubleZero [2Z], Aster [ASTER], and Ethena [ENA] somehow managed to get dragged through the mud, showing us the true meaning of “losses.”
Enter PlanD, the Sherlock Holmes of crypto charts, who’s spotted a familiar face in the BTC.D graph. It’s like seeing your ex’s haircut from 2025-nostalgic, but with more blockchain. 🕵️♂️📉 For the uninitiated, Bitcoin Dominance is that clingy friend who tracks how much crypto attention is on BTC versus “those other coins.” A rise means BTC’s hogging the spotlight; a drop? Cue the altcoin confetti. 🎉
“Full disclosure. I just bought some Aster today, using my own money, on @Binance.”
Forget buying hardware, electricity bills, or accidentally melting your Wi-Fi router. du’s got your back! Now even your grandma can “invest” in crypto – though we’re still waiting on her to explain what a “blockchain” is. 🤷♂️
Bitcoin, that elusive siren, lured traders with a $111K siren song, but the weekend’s melody may soon turn into a lament. 🐉💸
The well-known and ever-enthusiastic prediction platform Polymarket is hosting a thrilling contest titled “What price will Bitcoin hit in November?” where traders have already bet more than $1.2 million on what this enigmatic coin will do.
