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And let’s not forget the whales, those giant, greedy sea creatures who just decided to dump a billion DOGE tokens. Because nothing says “I’m rich” like throwing money into the void, right? 🐠

The price of Ethereum? Oh, it’s back to where it was a year ago. Progress, right? 🚀✨

On the frostbitten morning of November 3, 2025, a missive etched in Ethereum’s eternal ledger fluttered into the void. “Dear Architect of Chaos,” it began, a love letter to the unknown. “Claim your 20 ETH and return the cursed KNINE tokens-else fade into obscurity, you magnificent scoundrel.” 🎩🐾 The terms? A dance of atomic precision: return the loot, claim the gold. But lo! The clock ticks-a mere 28 days to decide one’s legacy. Will our antihero choose redemption or ruin? 🕰️💣

Bitcoin, that modern-day Icarus, continued its nosedive on Tuesday U.S. hours, plummeting below $102,000 with the elegance of a soufflé meeting a ceiling fan. The lows of October 10’s crash? A mere footnote in its descent. 🛫💥

Ah, the theater of sanctions! The U.S. Treasury, with its solemn face and heavy hand, has struck again, this time against a cabal of North Korean bankers and their institutions. Their crime? Laundering millions in cryptocurrency, the digital gold of our age, tied to cyberattacks and schemes as illicit as they are ingenious. All to feed the insatiable maw of Pyongyang’s weapons programs. 🚀

Ethereum’s price has taken a tiny voyage downward-about 3.52% since yesterday. That’s practically a dip in the pool of digital assets, and about as exciting as watching paint dry on a blockchain.

Did you know? XRP settles transactions in 3-5 seconds-faster than a Molière monologue! ⏱️

Approved on Monday (because why not start the week with some corporate fireworks?), this program gives Forward the liberty to buy back its stock at any time-open-market purchases, block trades, or private deals. And, no surprise, they made sure to shout it from the rooftops with a shiny press release.

Hold onto your wallets, folks-Dash (DASH) has officially rocked the crypto scene today, Nov. 4, 2025, by becoming the top-performing cryptocurrency in the top 100 list. In less time than it takes to microwave your lunch, Dash jumped by a whopping 50%, reaching prices that haven’t been seen since the wild days of March 2022. Is it a fluke? A glitch in the Matrix? Or something else entirely? Let’s find out.

Picture this: FTSE Russell’s indices-Russell 1000, 2000, 3000, and the FTSE 100-home alone no more, now chilling on the blockchain, accessible, verifiable, and probably doing the funky chicken dance. This isn’t some secret handshake anymore; it’s a full-blown parade of data, all securely shared without the middlemen making a buck or two. Because who likes middlemen? Not the modern, crypto-savvy robot sitting in your basement!