The letter accused Atkins of dropping crypto cases like they were hot potatoes, including the one against Ripple. Apparently, the SEC’s decision to let these cases go was influenced by some ahem generous political donations. 🤑 But fear not, crypto enthusiasts! Lawyer and XRP guru Bill Morgan stepped in to remind everyone that the SEC can’t just hit the “redo” button on these cases.
Now, don’t be too quick to boo-hoo! The price structure looks as promising as a chocolate cake at a kid’s birthday party, and the on-chain activity is popping up like toast from a toaster! But here’s the kicker-ETH is dancing right beneath that pesky resistance. The next few days will serve as the grand finale: will we see a glorious breakout or will we just get another slap back into the range? 🎭
After a prolonged descent into the abyss, the Sandbox price has found a glimmer of light. The bulls, those valiant warriors of the market, have seized the reins, and volume has swelled with the vigor of a thousand hawks. Since the early hours, the trading volume has soared by 400%, reaching a staggering $167 million. In this brief moment of glory, the SAND price has leapt by 15.5%, breaching the $0.14 threshold. Yet, the question lingers: is this a genuine recovery, or merely a mirage? A 50% surge might crown the bulls, but will the price dare to reach $0.2? 📈
According to some very well-informed folks over at Bloomberg (you know, the ones who usually have their fingers firmly on the financial pulse), this banking behemoth, boasting a jaw-dropping $849 billion in total assets, is planning to launch a prime brokerage for all things crypto. And where will this grand endeavor take place? Inside the mysterious realm of its wholly owned venture capital unit, SC Ventures. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? 💼✨
One begins to suspect AAVE’s price is no longer swayed by mere chatter, but by the subtle art of strategic positioning. At first, the signals emitted by these leviathans appear contradictory – a delightful mess, wouldn’t you say? But observe closely, and one detects a certain… anticipation. A market nearing its dramatic denouement, darling. 🎭
Bitcoin (BTC), that digital diva, slumped to $3,293, while Ethereum (ETH) followed suit like a loyal understudy at $3,285. The market’s collective net worth shriveled to $3.2 trillion, and trading volume dropped 25%-because nothing kills enthusiasm like political theater. 🎭
Ethereum (ETH) has taken a 33% nosedive from its August high, because, you know, the crypto market loves a good drama. 🎭 But don’t cry for it, Argentina-it’s got strong fundamentals! SoSoValue says ETH ETFs have raked in $584 million this year, bringing the total to $12.9 billion. BlackRock’s ETHA is sitting pretty with $11.7 billion. 💰
John Squire, the crypto Jesus among XRP believers, whipped out a picture of the token and asked, “Hey folks, is $10 really just around the corner? As soon as this month!” And we all paused, took a deep breath, and chuckled. Because, let’s be honest, dreaming of a 400% jump in two weeks is about as likely as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄🏡
The machination, Connived on that cold midnight as the stars shone indifferently upon Earth, bade the victim, much like our beloved Ranevskaya, to grant sanction to counterfeit dealings-a fate worse than that of Andrey, albeit minus matters of the heart. The hardware wallet, which safeguarded his esteem, became but an unwitting accessory to his undoing, all at the hands of psychological trickery.
In a dramatic twist no one saw coming (except everyone), Maartunn-CryptoQuant’s favorite on-chain Sherlock-posted on X about Bitcoin short-term holders (STHs) doing what they do best: reacting to price moves like they’re being chased by a bear in a financial horror movie. 🐻📉
